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The Hawkeyes Name Defensive Backs Coach Phil Parker Defensive Coordinator


There it is friends, from the University of Iowa official Twitter account:

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A month ago, this would not have surprised me

After this long of a wait, I’m surprised we went in-house.

my sentiments exactly

Well, lets see if Soup is the new OC

How do they have to wait to announce that...

Will the UI have to advertise just like they did with the DC?

I believe the rule states that if it's an internal promotion a posting isn't necessary.

Though that may just be me being gullible and listening to other peoples.

But that's what they did here and they still posted the job.
I think it's because it wasn't an immediate hire.

Just because Parker ended up getting the DC job doesn’t mean that KF didn’t take applications.

Any thought to if they offered someone else and couldn't get the deal done

Would Phil stick around through that?

Contacted? Absolutely Offered? Most likely not.

The staff was never interested enough to offer Herrmann and the administration wasn’t going to sign off on Bradley.

Also, the chances were very very good that Phil (and Wilson too, most likely) was going to bolt if someone was hired.

Wait, it gets crazier
GarmanSports Andy Garman
In addition, Darrell Wilson switches from LB to Secondary coach. Reese Morgan switching from OL coach to DL
Is Brian coming in to coach OL?
I hope not
why not?
To summarize

1) He is unproven. He’s only been a coach with official positional responsibility for one season. While the New England TEs were impressive this year, and Brian deserves credit, the lion’s share of the reason/credit belongs elsewhere (Brady, Belichick, Brady again, the innate talent of Gronk and Hernandez)

2) Coaching nepotism rarely works out. If he were brought in, Brian would immediately be the heir presumptive (even more so if Kirk is clearing out positional coaches for him). This causes friction with the other, more established coaches and his immediate supervisor, whomever the offensive coordinator turns out to be. If there is disagreement/issues between Brian and the OC, how secure do you think the OC will feel in trying to impose his will/thoughts if Brian can just run to daddy? Kirk would always have the ultimate decision in event of differing opinions, but it’s scary to think what happens if there is inherent bias towards one side in any such disagreement.

For better or worse

I think this is happening. I wonder how much oversight KF has over the OL and if that will increase if Brian comes aboard.

This is a terrible idea

especially if neither Woods and/or Raih are elevated to official positional coaches. It will be, effectively, Kirk clearing people out of the way so that his son can take over for him, eventually. I’m not a fan of these moves.

I think if Brian comes in to coach OL…
Soup gets OC and QBs
Woods gets LBs
Raih gets WRs

Why wouldn't Soup get OC and WR

and Raih the QBs.

I thought that was his background.

Yeah, because clearly KF puts so much stock in background as positional coaches

See former Oline now Dline coach Reese Morgan or college football LB, secondary coach Darrell Wilson

Yeah you're not going to hire a coach to NOT put him at his position
I think Ferentz wants his OC to coach QBs

And Riah could probably do either.

I think it might be simpler for a former QB coach to move to WR.

Doc and Morehouse made a good point when the mentioned that OCs generally work with the OL or QB because those are the positions which influence the offense the most. Giving Soup QB and OC duties wouldn’t be overly outrageous while Riah moves on to WR coach.

Or not

KOK wasn’t the QB coach when he first got here, that was Chuck Long. Granted his work ethic doomed the experiment, but that doesn’t mean that KF wouldn’t have Raih coach the QBs while Soup handles the WRs

Did KOK have a positional responsibility while Long was still coaching at Iowa?
WRs

life has come full-circle for the Kenster

It isn't so much a question of Riah to WR

It is Soup to QBs. I get that you need the OC and QB on the same page. However, I would think that there are so many mechanics involved in throwing that you need someone with experience in that specific area. I think the same point applies to other position coaches, but it just seems so much a larger part of the QB coaches job.

I assume WR coaches already work with the QBs a bit anyway.
Honestly, I've often seen Soup talking to Stanzi and Vandy while pointing to the field and making throwing motions (and pointing some more)

so I didn’t think they were just shooting the shit on the sidelines.

Fall is gnat season in Iowa City.

Everyone makes that motion in the fall. Actually, spring too.

IOWA

Gnats, corn, and AIRBHG.

18 year old recruit, you would look great in black and gold.

Airbag?
No, AIRBHG.

Sorry, I mean yes, AIRBHG.

/breaks leg off in freak flash-sinkhole accident

it is odd with Morgan’s proven record of recruiting and developing OL…?

He isn't Joe Philbin

but he’s done a decent job with the Oline. And has ZERO experience coaching the Dline/defenses generally. I’d rather have Woods coaching the D-line.

And, though this is still speculation so caveats galore, I really don’t like the idea of bringing in a guy with exactly one year of positional coaching responsibility whose only qualification is his last name as the O-line coach and the dauphin presumptive.

Nicely done with the dauphin drop.

If KF is the OL guru wouldn't Brian be very familiar with O-Line theory.

I mean he did play center under KF and has probably been shooting the shit about Olines with his dad for forever. I don’t think Kirk would put in a position where failure was an option or if he didn’t think his son was ready. Having his 1 son being the position coach for another son, that has to be something Kirk would revel in.

Which is interesting

Brian’s current (former?) boss, Bill Belichick, basically grew up in the office of his coach father.

BB does NOT hand out gimme jobs. He gave Brian the TE job because he thought he’d earned it. Being a Ferentz may have gotten him in the door, but he has had to prove himself.

Coaches coach football

Reese Morgan coached for almost 20 years at multiple successful high school programs before joining the Iowa staff.

I would imagine

That this is something of a promotion for Morgan considering Ferentz’s involvment in the OL.

Also, folks are discounting Reese as a coach generally

If you were in Iowa City during his time at IC West…man. That program was a DUMPSTER FIRE before he got there. total dumpster fire. Epic national embarrassment. I think he’s likely a lot more versatile than folks are giving him credit for.

I wonder if there’s a chance soup gets the OL and we have a dedicated QB coach.

whoops

that’s supposed to read something about paul bermister being amazing.

but seriously, i lived it and played it. West didn’t win a game for like 6 years, yet when i went there i was part of back-to-back state championship teams, and when Morgan left it all came crashing down.

Clash of the Titans, for 6 years the 2 best teams in the state were in Iowa City.

apparently my "HOW DARE YOU" didn't get posted...

oh well.

Yeah. In 95-96, we had SEC speed

But you had Tony Beminio.

1995 City Grad here
96 here.

I actually got in a brief minor altercation on the field at halftime of the battle for the boot when the West flag guy wanted to harass the band (I was one of the drum majors). I imagine we are known to one another. Or were, 15 years ago.

Either of you swimmers?

If so, which one of you bastards stole our banner (CRWash) at the 1995 state swim meet?!?!?!

hah. No. I'll run right out and call Matt Hamer, though.

It was probably him (first individual state swimming champ in CHS history, IIRC).

That's a good guess.

And the second time I’ve seen Matt’s name today.

Haha, I remember that.
yeah, that was my brother's class.

Man, we did not like CR Wash.

Maybe you should have been better so you wouldn't always lose to us

I keed, I keed

I seem to remember a couple foreign exchange swimmers that helped you out one year.

Poor Karl forced to swim breast and fly instead of back and IM.

That was my freshmen year

and the City High coach bitched and moaned about it all year. All the while conveniently ignoring that she had imported a state champion diver from Spain a fewer years prior.

Nice to (re)meet you.

I played a sport that requires riots, violence, racial slurs, match fixing, and annoying horns that sound like a lifetime of beehives.

I don't remember much about City's soccer program, but I definitely hated the IC West program.

I respected the shit out of them, but as a Muskie I had no choice but to hate them for consistently keeping us out of the state tournament and being dicks about it.

Well, to be fair, you were from Muscatine. Everybody felt the right to be dicks to you.

City had Kaeding and won state his SR year.

This is everything I know about them

My friend.....

Kaeding went to West High

ah crap. nevermind then.
As in "My dear friend you are mistaken", not "Kaeding is my buddy"
it was West

and then we broke his collar bone.

That sounds like West High.
Indeed. Me, too.

After freshman year, I played no sports at all. Just every other extracurricular.

Well then I KNOW you know some of my friends

If by extracurricular you mean Varsity Joint Rolling, Acid Club, and the ever-popular “Potatoes are Pipes, Too.”

Somehow, this statement does not shock me.
Why even join the conversation?

Iowa City natives talking about school and then someone from out of nowhere takes a swipe. Oh, that’s what they call trolling!

Lighten up, Francis
I've exceeded my reply quota.

Sorry.

Heh. Mine was the year on the Little Hawk

That we ran the “drugs are a great equalizer, joining rich, poor, nerd and burnout” 4-page joint feature. THAT was a fun critique on Monday morning. Rarely have I been so glad to be in no way involved with a project.

Generationally, y'all are about 15 years younger than me (6 degrees of separation)

But it is neat – and sometimes really weird – posting about high school/college stuff here because you start to bump into people that actually know you – Iowa isn’t that big.

I’ve chatted with a few of you on here before about Iowa high school jazz competitions in the late 70s – I was the guitar player for Roosevelt from 77-80 – and I remember walking across Iowa’s campus as a sophomore in 81-82 and have people come up to me and say “Hey, aren’t you (fill in the blank?) – you guys had a great band!”

I worked the kitchen at Burge for pocket money, serving food, and I had people recognize me who were standing in the serving line… the hilarious thing was I didn’t recognize most of them because they went to small town schools and would see us compete at the festivals but in a different division than theirs, but from 77-80 Roosevelt, Hoover, and Valley had very, very good jazz bands and we were very competitive with each other… it was funny, everyone hated Hoover – mostly because Ron Bantani, their band director, had them playing the same three songs the entire festival season to the point they had them memorized so of course they played them great. Jansen, our director, insisted that we play different sets and actually Learn something in the process, so there was some friction there. Hoover beat us in the 79 finals doing that same three songs thing – we were a little too ambitious (shrug). Anyway, we were friends with the Valley band as we had a common enemy (Hoover) and the Valley kids didn’t act like huge dicks when we played against each other. They just wanted to hear good music.

We didn’t do State in ‘80 because our whole marching went to Florida during Spring Break and State Jazz Championships were right after – I think we would have won anyway, even with a week off, we had an awesome ensemble that year, but c’lest la vie.

If you were in high school jazz band in the late 70s, and went to the competitions, you know who I am :)

Are you the guy from the Alumni Band that gave my 3 year old a high five at Mickey's after the homecoming parade?
Now I know you know my friends. They were on the Little Hawk. No more information or secret identities will be revealed!!
Yeah. I kind of want to get my 95 yearbook

But I’m sure I loaned it out to a friend of mine from 95 who inexplicably didn’t get one, and I don’t know that he still remembers that it’s mine.

I was on The Torch at CRKennedy

and I remember that feature (we subscribed to several eastern Iowa high school pubs).

Also, we used to drool over west high’s style (very hipster- it was hipster before hipster- at the time) and enjoyed a lot about the city high paper too (especially the writing).

I went to Journalism Camp at the University of Iowa the summer before my senior year (yup, j-nerd with a focus on photojournalism though I was a writer at the time) and we were all drooling over several papers from around the midwest and both Iowa City public schools were among them.

my favorite memory, perhaps ever

is of an encounter at a fraternity conference. My roommate in my chapter was news editor of the campus newspaper. I made some references to my high school newspaper and its high quality. He sort of laughed me off. Then we were at a conference in Lincoln, and a guy from GW said, “wait. You wrote on the Little Hawk? we loved that paper.” It was weird. we rolled up to the NHSPA conference in san francisco, and one of our columnists had groupies….

WSS had a nice layout; I was more conservative. The runner-up for exec basically wanted the LH to look like the Utne Reader; I was glad the other guy got it. Because I am boring.

That feature was amazing. Man, was that an expletive-filled critique.

Makes no sense

Wilson played LB in college, and has never coached defensive backs, at any level. Why the sudden change? Unless he’s really the Special Teams coach with a secondary responsibility as the Secondary coach, which will really be Parker.

Ferentz played linebacker and was a standout offensive line coach in the pros.

Soup was a defensive back at Michigan, then became a standout wide receivers coach.

I think there’s a fair amount of flexibility when it comes to position coach responsibilities/assignments.

I agree

but not this late in their respective careers. Wilson has been a defensive, and LB coach, for a LONG time. I know coaches sometimes have to move around (see e.g. Kaz) but this just seems odd given how long they’ve been doing what they’ve been doing, to suddenly have everyone move one seat to their left.

I see what you're saying.

Maybe Wilson has a burning itch to coach defensive backs.

It is a little strange.

Just guessing here

but I think (and hope) this is just a ploy to have a dedicated Special Teams coach in everything but official title.

I'm actually wondering if some of the current coaches agreed to stick around until next year before leaving

(they’ve worked this hard at continuity, I don’t think they want Iowa to have to start all over and endure a 1998-99 again) so I’m wondering if the coaches that were leaving were moved to less permanent positions, while the ones who will be here were put in positions that KF thought they’d excel at, where they could do well long term (like 6-8 years).

That could be a partial explanation

what with the rumors that Reese Morgan was going to retire soon and Wilson, presumably, being less than thrilled about getting passed over.

In the On Iowa podcast, Morehouse mentioned how this is kind of Ferentz’s last shot, he has to get these hires right or he really risks the same fate that befell Hayden in his last years (best assistants gone, replacements nowhere near their level). Maybe, however, it is a multi-year/step (this year and next) process.

Wilson was a DB in college
Good thing we can sell our recruits on coaching consistency...
Morehouse summary of Iowa's release

Here

Here's the official release

thanks to Hlas

What about LeVar?
marcmorehouse marcmorehouse
I would guess LeVar would be LBs coach.
Well, Phil does yell and scream - so those of us that want a coach that shows emotion

Regularly on the sidelines as the DC, you got it…

The dude has paid his dues, with 20+ years in as a secondary coach…

I don't have a problem with this

other than it could have been fucking done in December. Maybe it took this long because KF was saving the announcement like he hordes timeouts.

The positional coach changes make no fucking sense, however.

poor clock management
Probably should've clocked it

Yeah, I think we should’ve clocked it.

2012, dude.

I agree with that whole f’n comment.

Iowa's open (to the public) practice was mentioned in the release too

April 14th

Spring tailgatin’

Just remember not to drink in the Kinnick lot if you're taller than 6'3" and easily recognizable.
I'm 6'2"

whew

Just make sure to blend in with those around you and you should be fine.
This rule is almost as hard to remember as the ISU rule of...

Don’t rob a Hardee’s if you’re 6’8", black, and wearing your ISU letterman jacket.

Dang, I will actually be in Iowa then

but at my brother’s wedding in Grimes

So wait, Jaleel Johnson was talking out of his ass?

UNPROBABLE.

No, Herrmann was the guy...

But much like Vince McMahon, KF hates it when his surprises are spoiled, so he swerved us all. Except because he’s Kirk Ferentz his swerve was the most vanilla swerve possible, going right back to what we all expected two months ago.

I think. I don’t know.

My head hurts. I’m going to go get some ice cream.

but ice cream does not stop a head hurting
Thanks Kirk...

I mean seriously, thanks for getting someone like Bradley. Thanks for thinking outside the box. Thanks for delaying the announcement of an internal promotion during recruiting season until after signing day… Thanks for getting paid millions to be average. Hell, just make Ross WB the new OC and let’s be done with it and admit Iowa State is the better team. Fooking pissed and nauseous! I want KF to retire!!

Easy, killer.
that's some crazy talk right there.
No shit

I don’t mind it. Sometimes its best to get “your guy” settled in right away when talking about recruits. Maybe KF thinks it was best to hold off on hirings BEFORE signing day because that could changes some of the recruit’s minds.

Hooray, promotion!
You Have My Official Endorsement, Bro!!

Go Get Some!!

Sounds like a shitty endorsement

when you say that he’ll will up making Iowa State the better team.

I'll go ahead and purchase the

firerosswb.com domain name now.

nooooooooooooo
I'd write for that site!

lolwut jk <3 RossWB

WOOOO

Congrats! Now your Wiki and Webster’s pages will need some editing.

I gots to go updated my profile on LinkedIn and then have them send a million annoying updates to my contacts.

I better “friend” you speedy quick.

But when will you have time for the "We must break you" posts
He'll farm the work out to Rambler
Over my dead body.
I think a great many of us are mad...

But there’s no need to go all “Falling Down” on us.

.

I don't understand this picture.

Are you equating the guy whose opinion you’re trying to dismiss with Jesus? Seems odd.

NO RELIGION
Yeah, there's also that aspect. Strange.
more of 'he thinks he's jesus' maybe?

but i just liked the picture. the rest of the coolstorybro images weren’t as good. agreed, no religion.

Gotcha. Mystery solved!
But for real, I hear Jacobi is in the job market. #HireAdamJacobi
I'm glad you self-censored "Fucking". We don't allow swearing here.
You're goddam-fucking right

we don’t allow any shitty-ass swearing here.

Don't fucking mistake us for BSD.
Harrison Cougars, you're my hero.
this can only be described as...

underwhelming.

Is anyone really suprised

that Ferentz pulled a Ferentz with his coaching decisions so far?

Believe it or not, but I was naively optimistic.

Never shall I be again. Ferentz is boring and a stick in the mud. In the world of college football, that’s not a good thing.

Unless you coach in the Midwest and people care more about your personality than a winning a football team.
Great post.

Trolls fanbase and coach in one swoop. Very skilled troll you’ve become.

Jesus Christ, this whole post is one big troll.

For either side or everyone in between. I love the passive-aggressive trolling, too. Keep at it!

Only Iowa could wait two months to announce a promotion from within

Oh well, hope the defenses are good. Bet Phil does a nice job.

What if they wanted Hermann and couldn't afford him at the end?

Entirely possible there was an outside candidate that we couldn’t close on.

Kozan question

Is he off limits to contact? I am not sure if this is a “silent period.” However, if it is, given that the OC and position coach he was expecting are both gone, I have trouble thinking he would sign here.

Yeah,

I think the most optimistic chance is 40 or 50% that he’ll sign with the Hawks.

Looks like Michigan and Auburn continue to be the high-class institutions, in terms of recruiting, that we knew they were/are.

how in the world are they being low class here?
Iowa had him visit in September,

the other two didn’t until December.

I kind of assumed it was a “Iowa likes the kid, let’s all go after him” thing.

You're just off base here, Chazz

He’s a 4-star kid, many teams have been interested for a long time. And we also just stole a kid from ISU under the shady circumstances you describe.

So your theory is that Auburn is out to get us, or what?

Anyway, you aren’t even right. He’s had offers from both for quite some time, and when the visit happens is on the kid as much as anything. Even if they didn’t, how is deciding to offer him late classless? Until a kid is signed he’s fair game We offer kids at the last second all the time, including kids who are committed to other schools.

Yeah, maybe I'm wrong.

But I’m going to continue to think Big Blue and War Eagle are crooked.

Auburn is, undoubtedly

just not for the reasons you list. Michigan? Not so much.

Somehow, I missed...

… the Junior Senior video in this post.

Oh. Right.
sad flag

junior senior? needs more of a sad horn.

whant-whaaaa

slide whistle

descending in pitch

I'm ok with this.

Really, I think most of us realize this was the most likely outcome once Norm retired. That it took this long is surprising and I’d be somewhat interested to find out why.

Phil is clearly a good positional coach. See Morehouse’s piece:

Parker, 48, has put 12 former Hawkeyes in the NFL. Cornerback Shaun Prater will make it 13 when he’s drafted in April. Safety Jordan Bernstine could raise that to 14 if he makes a squad.

We'll never find out why

And if KF did tell us why, he would never tell us why.

Yep

which leaves us with nothing to do but speculate baselessly!

/completely including myself in this group

The timing of this abso-fucking-lutely makes no sense what so ever!!

As of now, the program looks like a dickless monkey trying to fuck a rubber ducky in the middle of a gotdamn rainstorm. What’s next, Brian Ferentz named OC while Soup is switched to coaching the O-line?

Let me get this straight:

You can say dickless and fuck in the same sentence, but then use “gotdamn”? Where’s your dedication to profanity?

He went German on us.

I’d say that’s ultra-dedicated.

Gotterdammerung!

The best type of twilight is the non vampire type

I agree that the shakeup is strange.

But this kind of coaching shuffle does, at least, provide some fresh perspective at the positional coaching level which could make a difference going forward.

something, something

deck chairs on the Titantic.

If this is the sum total of what happens (plus Brian Ferentz is brought in, and Raih and Woods are elevated), then there will be absolutely no “new” blood in the program, no fresh or different way of looking at things. And simply moving people around won’t fix that, it will only mask it.

Any of these moves, individually, I don’t necessarily have a problem with, but it’s a case where the total is less than the parts. There are some larger, structural issues I think with Iowa football right now, and this does nothing but offer more of the same.

Man, you're all riled up today
Because this was an opportunity missed

and probably Ferentz’s last opportunity

You'll get another chance to say how big of a disappointment Ferentz is.

You’re too dedicated not too.

Whatever

I like Ferentz. I WANT him to succeed. Which makes it all the more infuriating when he doesn’t.

This.

I hear you. But we aren’t privy to all the shit, man. I was pondering above if this isn’t a two part shakeup. Maybe guys agreed to stay another year and we’ll get more next year.

But I read “abosolutely no ‘new’ blood in the program” and about slapped my forehead because it hadn’t occurred to me. This is KF we’re talking about. Of COURSE he didn’t change any more than he absolutely HAD to. He’s KF.

True

but I’m not asking for a home run in the “WOW”-factor with these hires, I’m just asking for something more than a slow grounder to the pitcher.

We might still leg it out.

I just hope we don’t end up like Jake Taylor at the end of Major League (THE GOOD ONE! /the only one).

There was more than one Major League movie?

I don’t remember that. AT ALL. Certainly not one where Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the body of a minor league baseball team

were there 3 or 4 of them?
There were 3

And they’re talking about making a 4th.

Didn't Jake Taylor get his girlfriend back a the end of that movie?

And get to go to the playoffs?

Not so bad.

but then...

they were swept out and he never got to play again.

so in the end, it was sad.

So it was pretty realistic in its depiction of the Indians
Plus, it was an indirect reference with the intended meaning of "I hope our knees don't blow up and leave our faces in the dirt" or something like that.

This feels more like an awarded base when getting hit by a pitch.

People don't change because outside forces want them to

KF is who he is. To misuse a phrase, love it or leave it. Really, if you claim to like KF you take his perceived faults with his perceived strengths. Try to change a guy too much and you fuck him up beyond repair and he’s no longer the guy you wanted in the first place anyway.

Yes

but it doesn’t mean that they should never change. The first axiom of life is that any organism that fails/refuses to adapt to outside stimuli, dies.

Maybe you also need to change and realize it's wrong to expect that from KF

Ha! Super insight! Gotcha there!

I'll admit,

you went super-meta there

Maybe Ferentz just really sucks as a coach recruiter.

Or, since he makes so much money, Barta said their budget for the Coordinator spots was really small.

I will go with: NEITHER!
To do what exactly?

Hire Bradley? He said he wasn’t going to coach this year and wanted to be a head coach.

Bring in new blood? The defense hasn’t really been a problem until last year when graduation really started to take a toll.

No new blood

plus guys who, on the surface, don’t know their new jobs as well as the old.
That just can’t end well

Perfect summation

I’m hopeful for the best, but expecting the worst

I don't mind Phil getting promoted to the top chair.

I feel a lot better about it now than I would have if it had been right away.

I fucking HATE the staff reshuffle at the other positions, though. Just terrible. Not only are we going to have a new DL coach working with the weakest position group on the team, one that needs immediate improvement for the team not to have a completely horrible season next year, but that new coach is going to be a senior citizen who has never coached on the defensive side of the ball in his entire life.

Well, I guess he did develop Chad Hennings back in the early ’80s…

Maybe I'm just ignorant, but wouldn't well regarded OL coach have a pretty good understanding of how to attack opposing OLs?
That's the same rationale that led Philadelphia to move Juan Castillo to DC

And gave us Chuck Long, defensive backs coach during Hayden’s last year.

What are you talking about

Tim Dodge was amazing

It's like that episode of MASH

where all of the officers and enlisted men flip-flopped their roles for a day.

Major Winchester was the cook. Potter was the clerk, and Klinger was in charge of the whole unit.

Now he's like, an amazing Ankeny police officer, or something.
His position coach was Chuck Long?

That starts to explain some things.

“Now make sure you backpedal for about 25 yards even when you start 7 yards off the receiver. Remember, he’s gonna take at least a 6-step drop so don’t worry about any quick routes.”

And the drop will be in a straight-back

almost moonwalking motion

Meh, I guess I'm just not as angry about it as others.

Seems to me that demanding a coach have inside knowledge of a position before taking a job is unnecessary. Morgan was a LB in college but never coached on the defensive side of the ball. As Ross noted above, Ferentz was a LB and excelled as an OL coach and Soup played defensive back before becoming a highly regarded WR coach.

These guys have massive football knowledge, I don’t think it’s fair to assume that they have to coach only at positions at which they have experience.

As others have noted, this is the worst of all possible worlds.

Not only to we take a wrecking ball to one of the few positive qualities that Iowa football had over virtually every other major program, the vaunted STAFF CONTINUITY, but now we don’t even get any fresh blood and new ideas to shake up the stagnant pool that is the Iowa football offices.

Meh is precisely the correct adjective to describe this.

You said that staff continuity was a selling point and a positive

And then say that not bringing in a new staff is bad. Promotion is continuity. And if you like the staff continuity (which you say), why do you say we need to shake up the stagnant pool that is our coaching staff?

But there was a way to do both

and we didn’t.

How many new coordinators want to work with the last guy's staff?

If the goal is to maintain staff continuity, internal promotion is likely the only viable option. I think the idea of continuity may just be mutually exclusive.

Do you follow college football much?

This isn’t like the pros, where people make wholesale staff changes when a coordinator moves on.

It is by far the norm to bring an outside guy and leave the rest of the assistants under him in tact.

Do I pay attention to the coaching carousel?

No. Not at all.

I don’t understand the point in bringing in a coordinator and asking him to use the assistants assigned to him, though, even if it’s the norm.

Don't get me wrong

I don’t have a problem with the Parker promotion, I really don’t (I just think it could have, and should have, been announced a month ago). But I do object to simply re-arranging the entire staff, just to not bring in anyone “new”

There will have to be one new guy

We now need an O Line coach, and I guess an OC but that’s going to be Soup.

WOn't be a new guy

if it is Brian

Brian, Raih, and Woods all played under this staff

and 2 of them were grad assistants here.

And BF has basically been a lifetime grad assistant for his old man.

Not exactly a group brimming with fresh ideas.

So we all want a Fry coaching try with Ferentz?

As long as his former players and grad assistants aren’t the one’s on the tree?

This is so silly

No, we just want more than a single branch
Very few of the famous members of Fry's coaching staff

Played for him.

Ferentz did not, Snyder did not, Alvarez did not, McCarney played here but under Commings, etc.

Stoops x2

Wisconsin’s Baby for a Coach.

and two of them just spent time under Belichick and Norm Chow

It’s possible they might have picked up a couple of things.

Now you're talking crazy.

The only way you can be a good coach is to be Bradley or Herrmann.

Yep

that’s EXACTLY what i_love_iowa is saying

Oh, they're saying that if you want new ideas

Hire a 55 year old?

But COVER THREE COVER THREE COVER THREE!!!
Only one guy was promoted.

The rest were “re-assigned.” The point is that we could have either had “staff continuity” OR “new blood.” Now we have neither.

The worst possible outcome.

how does moving coaches around ruin continuity?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Because almost every position group on the team will have a new person coaching them?

and the coaches have been at the school for a long time and have a lot of experience

And the staff still will have worked together for many seasons

They don't have experience coaching these positions

or working with these players.

Everything is new, yet it’s not.

And none at their new positions

and that’s the key. My girlfriend has worked at her company for almost ten years, most of them with a lot of the same people. Just because she’s been managing the sales force doesn’t mean she’s equally qualified to handle the IT department instead.

There are some companies that do move around management regularly, on purpose
Some companies go out of business, too.

Just sayin.

ZOMG YOU GUYS, IOWA FOOTBALL IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
#ZOMBIESTEVEJOBS4OC
Don Trump might be warming up for KF
And sometimes it rains, while other times it's sunny

your point?

What's yours?

Sometimes moving management around is a good way to go. It allows for fresh perspective while maintaining talent and experience.

I've been pretty clear

up and down this thread that I don’t believe this allows for fresh perspective.

That seems like a poor analogy.

It seems to me that coaching linebackers isn’t all that different from coaching DBs. Wilson filled in as DC when Norm wasn’t available, I’m sure he is well acquainted with the responsibilities of both groups in the Iowa Defense.

He filled in as a co-DC along with Parker

so it’s not like he was suddenly coaching the defensive backs.

Look, I’m hopeful that Wilson is able to transition to his new responsibility. But I’m doubtful. People don’t get more flexible (either physically or to new ideas) with age.

Although I understand what you're trying to do with the analogy, I'm not sure it fits properly.
It's quite simple

rupert’s point (to the extent he ever actually advocates a position) is that there should be a presumption that they’ll be successful with new responsibilities in the same company because they’ve been with each other for a long time. I’m saying that just because you’ve worked in one department of a firm/company for a long time (and developed expertise in that division), it doesn’t mean you’re competent to handle another division just because it’s in the same company

Or perhaps a change in perspective and suborndinates makes a hugely positive change.

No one knows right now.

No, I get that much.

I just don’t think Sales and IT were the departments that best correspond to something like DL coach to OL coach.

Only example I got

I mean, nothing will be an exact match. But it’s why you also don’t see the head of corporate at a law firm suddenly, after a decade or more, suddenly get moved to head of litigation. At least, not a firm that’s going to survive

I don't think I ever presumed any level of success with my statement.

The original statement was about continuity. I don’t find continuity is necessarily broken with moving people around to different position responsibility

The point of continuity is that you have the same people

in the same positions performing the same functions for a long period of time, allowing people them and those around them to become accustomed to their roles.

They have clearly taken the snow globe of Iowa football and turned it upside down.

So define stagnant pool.
Why fix what's not broken?

I think most of the positional coaches have been rather successful at their primary responsibility (Wilson with the LBs, Morgan with the Oline). Why move them? Doing so might make things better, but there is a higher degree of probability that it will fail/not be successful

Football is football

Outside sales, while your girlfirend is good at it, is probably something completely different than going from one side of the line of scrimmage to the other. And Morgan has been coaching FB a lot longer, unless you’re Morgan’s age and your girlfriend is too, than your girlfriend has been employed at the company.

Not at the college level, he hasn't.
So Hoya's GF knows more about sales than Morgan does about football?
It's possible.

Morgan is one of approximatley 1100 FBS level football assistants in the country. I don’t know about you, but am in the top 1100 people in the country in my line of work.

How many players have you sent to the NFL?

Me? not one.

By the way this is dumb. Done.
I don't know, but I'll put my career winning percentage

up against anyone on this staff.

I think it’s about time for you to be done, too.

So you're a more successful

Football coach than HoyaGoon’s girlfriend? So what?

Or are you more successful in sales than Reese Morgan? Again, so what.

I am at least as successful in my career

as Reese Morgan is in his. He is not some untouchable god.

This coming from someone that played and was taught by him in high school.

Do you coach football?

I’m confused. Just not sure what you are getting at.

He is more successful at coaching outside sales than Reese Morgan is at coaching HoyaGoon's girlfriend, who is in IT support
I don't know why we're talking about HoyaGoon's girlfriend.

But then again, I don’t know why we haven’t before

Personal attacks are made by dumb people
How is that a personal attack?

It makes no sense!! It’s nonsense, as they say! Woa….

Personnel attacks are made by poor spellers
I'm not sure it was necessarily a personal attack on the guy

The winning percentage comment was pretty confusing.

I didn't read enough of the chain

Looks like I got a little jumpy with my joke attempt. Oh well.

I just hope HoyaGoon stays at the bottom of the page.

When he sees us making jokes at his good ladies expense (somewhat) his good mood will disappear…..

I'm only continuing to reply here to get to 30.
30 replies?
31 is way too many
I think we're there, but I'm bad at counting.
I agree a bit with I_love-Iowa.

If Phil isn’t coaching DBs, and Soup isn’t coaching WRs, that will be two changes that are not staying with perceived strengths.

To a certain extent, so would be changing Wilson’s and Morgan’s position responsibilities.

And, if the only true “outside” addition is Brian Ferentz, then this does smack of rearranging a lot of shit just to bring him in. I’m not sure I like that. (I want to bring Brian back into the program, but I’m not sure everyone else has to play musical chairs to make it happen.)

Chuck Long just isn't a great coach period.

At least Morgan would be coaching a position that’s somewhat similar in technique.

and doesn't like to work very hard either
there's very little similar in technique between offensive line and defensive line

Their goals and the techniques used to get there are vastly different.

LB’s and D-lines have similar techniques. O-lines and TE’s have similar techniques.

Not OL’s and DL’s.

And yet former offensive lineman somehow manage to coach defensive lineman, sometimes with great success.
Okay. I didn't say otherwise.

I wasn’t arguing that it couldn’t be done. Of course it can.

I’m just arguing that they share very few similar techniques.

I understand it’s en vogue to read as much as possible into every comment I make, though.

I just don’t want people continuing to say he’ll be fine because they share similar techniques. He can be fine for a variety of other reasons, but that’s not one of them. Fair enough?

I don't think anyone is saying otherwise

the key is that at this point in their careers, Wilson and Morgan have been coaching their respective positions for over a decade. That is a long time for things to get ingrained, and former knowledge to atrophy. It’s one thing to jump around from position to position as a young coach, you almost have to be flexible in order to get the job, it’s another thing entirely later in your career. That’s true of any job, the entry-level guy may jump around departments a bit, he has to in order to be hired and fill whatever need there is; but over time, you develop expertise in a particular field and tend to narrow your focus, which makes it harder to jump to a different department entirely later on in your career. Now, Wilson coached defensive backs at Rhode Island from 1996-1998 and Morgan has coached a lot of different positions earlier in their careers. There’s hope that they retained some expertise at these, but it’s a pretty big gamble. I hope it pays off but I’m not optimistic.

Kaz went from o line grad assistant

To d line coach and there wasn’t rending of garments then. Why now?

because twitter didn't exist then
The chuck long complaint is odd

Those DBs had a lot of INTs. I recall the secondary being pretty good when he was running it.

We were going to have a new DL coach anyway though
So, Tom Bradley for OC then?

// not FlightAware, I swear

Why wouldn't P. Parker do DC and DB's?

Norm was DC and LB’s. So is Phil P going to ONLY be DC and not do any position work? The great thing about replacing Norm, to my mind, was that it might free up a spot for someone to concentrate solely on QB or ST’s. But if Phil P is not going to do a position, that’s less of an option.

I admit surprise at Morgan moving to DL, and Woods not getting that. Woods to LB makes sense, though. Campbell to OC seems destiny, but couldn’t he still do WR’s as OC? Then you have Raih at QB—unless I’ve already run out of room for him. Wow, never thought we’d have so many changes even if we didn’t promote from within. Crazy.

And what was with the delay? Did we get turned down a bunch a times?

Clarifiction: Norm used to do LB's and DC, then was DC only.

Just so people think didn’t remember that.

We need another word choice than “do”. It’s giving me bad images in my head

It's hard not to think

that we were either turned down, or at least potential candidates were not receptive, a couple of times.

maybe Parker is DC and OL?

Or DC and special teams?

These are obviously the "different scenarios" that KF was talking about

in the signing day presser. He clearly did not go out and interview anyone during the month and a half after Norm announced his retirement. He might have made a feeler to call to Herrmann after the Super Bowl, and upon being shot down, immediately defaulted to fill.

"Upon being shot down" is a massive stretch based entirely on internet rumors.

There’s no evidence that Herrmann was even offered the job.

If he wasn't trying to take a run at a pro coach, what exactly was he doing for all of this time?
There's only one coach in the NFL?
There's only a handful of them that coached in the Super Bowl.

And after 2 months, this gets announced less than 48 hours after the big game.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

Again, making a reach based entirely on rumors.

If we want to make assumptions, then maybe Ferentz didn’t want to derail his signing day PC with coaching news.

As for the delay, it could simply be that Ferentz wanted to be diligent in his search and reinforce his confidence in the gut reaction that everyone had (Parker to DC).

I’m with Hoya in that I think Parker should have been announced earlier. Even still, announcement today doesn’t necessarily equate to failure to hire a LB coach away from an NFL team.

Hes making a speculation based on timing

And hes not the only one. I honestly cant reach a more rational conclusion that KF tried & was rejected.
Unfortunatly neither can anyone else.
This makes KF & the program look weak.

Maybe they knew these moves would generate speculation about Brian

and they wanted to spare him that attention until after the SB?

Then they could name Parker and save the announcements for the other changes for after the SB

There is no other rational conclusion other than KF reached out and was rejected.
This is an embarrassment to the program & an insult to Parker.

Can I borrow your crystal ball so I can go purchase some lottery tickets?
Sure

but seeing as I am commenting on something that has already happened, apparently you want a crystal ball that will only give you last weeks numbers.

not based entirely on rumors.

There is logic in there. In fact, one can come up with this thought ENTIRELY INDEPENDENT of reading any rumors. Crazy, eh? How what one says could actually be the exact opposite of what is actually true.

By that very same logic I can also assume that Ferentz was waiting for Corwin Brown.

He was also a defensive coach that happened to be done with his season on Sunday. Funny how that logic works perfectly, isn’t it?

Who said anything about anything working perfectly?

I don’t recall any person saying or implying that the logic was infallible, except for you implying that others said it.

It’s simply one chain of logic that I was trying to point out could have existed independently of rumors (or at the very least, not ENTIRELY on) when you stated that it was.

Please, just read what I write and respond to that.

Fine, but why pick Herrmann and not Brown?

What makes Herrmann’s name jump off the page? Why are we so angry that he wasn’t the guy?

There HAD to be a first or second preference

That turned down the job. There is zero reason that it took this long otherwise. Also agree with the Reese Morgan confusion stated above. Just seems like it won’t get the job done.

KOK leaving may have extended the wait.

I don’t know if we’ll ever know wtf happened. I don’t even know if KF knows what happened.
SHRUGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bJ66ywitha8#t=80s

okay

so I think Raih, B Ferentz and Woods could do some damage on the recruiting trail

Agree that we really need some young blood
Mostly okay with this

I wanted Tom Bradley as DC, but I liked Parker more than Hermann. He’s been a great position coach for years and spent over a decade studying under Norm, I think he’s more than earned a shot.

Morgan to d-line is weird, but I think going from offensive line to defensive line coach is actually a pretty smooth tradition (Kaz was a former offensive lineman and seemed to handle the transition well). It’s not like LeVar Woods was experienced with the d-line either and that was the other alternative. I also really like the idea of Brian Ferentz coaching the o-line. He was a smart player, he seemed to impress the Pats a lot in his time there, and it’s hard to think of a better pedigree for a future offensive line coach than Kirk Ferentz’s son.

The Wilson thing is a little weirder since he’s been with the linebackers for so long, but he is a former defensive back, and I would guess that Parker can help him out a lot (while also freeing Wilson to do more with special teams). And it frees up Woods to coach a position he’s more familiar with, assuming that go that direction (though it is odd that he spent the last several months telling recruits that he was coaching the d-line).

You need an avatar

When threads get this long and I’m skimming over some people I’m not interested in hearing shout back and forth, I tend miss your comments because I don’t have your avatar to quickly pick out.

The empty space is representative of my very soul

giggle

Because it’s just a shell! giggle

Kirk Ferentz sucks! Iowa FB coaches suck! Iowa football is DOOOOMED!
The Mayans were right!

Fucker$, a$$, d@@die head, p@@p f@ce, $hit, cl@wn fucker$, m@nkey b@ll$!

Am I caught up?

Its OK, ladies and gents. We won’t know if these moves work until we see a product on the field. You can yell until you’re blue in the face, but we just won’t know until fall.
Things may get better, worse or stay about the same. But chill the fuck out.

I agree with this

Like a lot of us here I wanted some shake up after this disappointing season…now we get it, but now its too much…?!

I’m just gonna look forward to what these guys can do in the coming year and hold off my bitch and moaning for later….

And I understand this may be a disaster

This all fits in with my belief that life is a series of dice throws.

For realz, I love all of you. Go out for a walk if you’re feeling stressed. Save the chest pains for game days.

Good advice

And I really apologize to everyone on this thread if it sounds like I’m freaking out over this. I’m not, I’m really not. I’m just decidedly underwhelmed (so far).

I have no problem with Parker to DC, I just don’t know why it took this long. I’m more apprehensive about moving some of the positional coaches around, unless this is, as someone else suggested, a way to move the short-timers out of the way for people like Woods to take over a “natural” coaching spot.

You should know ...

That watching a game with me can be an uncomfortable experience. I get waaaay too emotional.

Remember the 7 got 6 game? Almost fell asleep like 10 minutes after. That’s how drained I was.

#NotHealthy

Dude, don't apologize. Fuck them.

If their panties are in a wad because they want to tell you how to react in your fandom, fuck ‘em. If someone wants to say why they think your conclusions are wrong, fine (although, any counselor would tell you that trying to rationalize with someone during an overly emotional response is usually in vain). But anyone that’s telling you you shouldn’t act a cerain way is dumb.

Says the guy telling everyone that Ferentz isn't fit for his job.
And?

How is that not congruent with what I just said?

Observing my own advice, I should make sure that you ARE implying that I’m being hypocritical. Is that the case? Are you saying I’m being hypocritical?

You don't see it?

Nobody told Hoya how to act except you. What we were doing was having a discussion. Hoya apologized (unnecessarily) because (as I understand it) he felt he was being misinterpreted. What you then did was tell him how to act. While on your silly little rant that does nothing to foster further discussion you told him “Don’t apologize…anyone that’s telling you you shouldn’t act a certain way is dumb.”

As has been pointed out, the people that you’re attacking are the ones that are NOT losing their minds over this move. Meanwhile, you’re upset. Your panties are in a wad because of the way others are acting in their fandom. You’re the one acting emotionally, which makes rationalizing with you an exercise in futility according to your counselor’s advice.

We’ve butted heads and you may just think that I’m being an asshole and have some vendetta, and if that’s how you feel, then I apologize. I honestly do try not to argue with you. I just think the “Fuck them” comment was entirely unnecessary and doesn’t make any sense.

Whose panties are wadded?
Panties in wad, at the bottom of my purse...
you dirty girl, you
I'm VERY aroused
Hope for a new or dedicated ST coach
I think that might be Wilson's actual job

just not his title. He’s listed as “Secondary and Special Teams coach” on the Iowa website.

now that i like

basically its like having Co-Secondary with Parker and Wilson (well hopefully) with Wilson also doing Special Teams? that may work.

You guys are smoking something if you think Wilson has been or will

spend most of his time on special teams.

Wilson's been special teams coach for like 7 years

and it’s worked magnificently.

That picture looks like it's from the 2006 game

Based on how much sun light is still on the horizon, but the point still stands.

Well fine

how about this one?

No, that one sucks too.
That's painful.

TAKE IT AWAY! MAKE THE MEAN MAN TAKE THAT PICTURE AWAY!

Or this

too soon damn you too soon
Was that from this year?

or the one from 2010?

This year.

I drove 300 miles to see that from the top of the endzone upperdeck.

Wow, what kind of camera did you use?
The joke

you missed it

But he was also the special teams coach

early on in Ferentz’s tenure when (2002-2004) Iowa was pretty damn good at special teams. I’m just suggesting that the problem with Wilson is that he was stretched too thin, with too many responsibilties (LBs, ST, de facto co-DC for the 2010) and one thing suffered (special teams). I’m cautiously optimistic about him being primarily responsible for the ST (assuming that Parker has de facto responsibility for the secondary) going forward

Plus the attrition that seemed to start mid-aughts

had a major effect on ST, once we stopped putting our starters out there, when the younger guys weren’t getting that repetition and game experience over time because they were leaving.

Shit, they already made the change on the website?

Now that I am truly surprised about.

My thoughts:

At least

Now I feel connected to someone on here

Well when you have this profile pic,

I pretty much had to go with that

I said two months ago that the eventual hire will leave us all going "meh"

And two years later we’ll be eating those words.

See y’all in two years. God I fucking hope I’m right.

The wailing and gnashing of teeth

will be ugly for the those years. Let’s be honest, this coming year wasn’t going to be great anyway, but mediocre play on the field will just result in more “SEE I TOLD YOU COACHING HIRES BAAAADDDD” calls.

If "meh" is an indifferent response, we could be eating those words in a bad way... wishing we had been more angry abou tthem.

By the way, not “us all” are going meh.

I don't think anyone could ever possibly lose money by betting that a Kirk Ferentz decision

would lead to ambivalent results

It's amazing how few football players I recognize

when they’re not wearing helmets

I don't understand this photo.
Two new recruits. One DL and one OL.

Thought it was appropriate.

That's also someone that was on Twitter yesterday congratulating

Jim Herrmann. Looks like I’ve outkicked my coverage on this one.

Jaleel admitted to getting caught up in the rumor mill.

He never claimed to have any inside information.

I think there’d be significantly more outrage if Herrmann were hired.

What the hell just happened?

Seriously?

Brian Ferentz is the new head coach

Kirk will be coaching the defensive backs. And Phil Parker is replacing Barta as AD

And Ross WB is the new OC
I'm sure it's been said a few times over, but the comments are TL;DR

But did we just get trolled?

When they announce that Doyle is moving to the HR dept

and put in charge of a university-wide initiative on safe lifting techniques, that’s when we’ll know.

I think this makes sense

what needs to be remembered is that as infuriating as the last two years have been defensively in the fourth quarter, the most consistently effective part of Iowa football has been the defense. I hope Parker is more effective at teaching blitz strategies and then using them. I hope he’s given the freedom we all assumed Norm had, if not more. I also hope he has his own ideas of stoping spread run/pass threat teams. Because with Ohio State hiring Meyer, that’s just one more we gotta deal with in time.

Did we really think Ferentz was going outside the box on this one?

The offensive coordinator job just got more interesting though if Reese is doing the DLs now.

Anyone who put money on Brian Ferentz coming on board, has to be feeling a bit more optimistic about his/her bet about now

oh, that would be me…

I am even more confident now.

This Morgan to D Line move has to tip the scales a bit….

I'm thinking

Woods to LBs, Soup to OC/WR, Raih to QB (and ST, maybe), and OL? Yeah, maybe Brian.

Or...

What if Kirk takes over primary OL duties, and they hire a dedicated ST guy?

That's an interesting thought

But I thought someone posted that the updated Wilson bio shows him still at ST coach (and DB)

I expect a young guy to come on to the staff

whether it’s Brian F. or some one else because a) it’s needed for chemistry sake to have a youngish guy around, and b) I think KF believes in salary equity and while KOK made like $300K I expect KF to divvy that up among these assistants who were reassigned and hire a young guy at $200K or less so as to not upset the apple cart. I think, like many others, that Soup is the next OC.

Woods is one young guy (assuming he'll be the LBs coach),

and Brian would be another.

Raih is also relatively young

He sounds like a persistent fellow (see Neuheisel story).

I think he already kinda unofficially coaches the OL
I still think Wilson will be a dedicated ST coach

in everything but name

I'm certain it's going to happen

I just still think it’s a terrible fucking idea

These Delocated ads are awesome.

That is all.

So this is what we think is happening?

OC-?
QB- Raih
RB- Erb (also ST)
OL- ?
WR- Campbell (Possibly OC?)
TE- Johnson (also recruiting coordinator)

DC- Parker
DL- Morgan
LB- Woods
DB- Wilson (also ST)

OL coach

a couple months ago I threw out AJ Blazek’s name on Twitter and I’ve seen it thrown around a little bit today. I asked Morehouse about it and he thought he needed more “seasoning.” He’s at Winona State, former Iowa GA.

Per the Twitter world

Brian Ferentz has told the Pats that he is “going home” to join the Iowa coaching staff

We're going full Hermit Kingdom
UGH.

Make this move in 2-4 years and it looks a TON better.

Grain of salt

That tweet was from Marty Tirrell.

But he's way more reliable than the hack wannabes

Around these parts!

Now I kinda don't want it to happen

Just because anything that legitimizes that shithead seems like a bad thing.

Maybe it's the wrong Iowa OL as TE coach from the AFC East.

Mike Devlin is the TE coach for the Jets.

Phil Parker was then immediately suspended by Kirk Ferentz for discussing team decisions on twitter
This is how a coaching tree grows, btw

Isnt this what we’ve been asking for?

Agreed.

I feel like I may be one of the few who aren’t thoroughly pissed about this. Despite everyone’s hopes and desires Ferentz is not trying to run the program into the ground. We’ll be fine.

Yes!

Unless that idiot from ’Bama comes up here and pours rat poison on the tree like he did the Toomer Oaks.

What are the odds of that?

To make a tree

don’t you need to have assistants going off elsewhere and becoming head coaches? I don’t see how any of the moves today lead to anything like that. Doesn’t mean they’re not sensible, though, the point is to win games not build a tree.

The Gazette keeps making masterful headline photo choices.

Seriously, though, I think Parker’s a solid choice. I wonder about the whole Morgan to D-line thing and what prompted that, but he’s a very capable coach from what I’ve heard. I’m surprised he’s still at Iowa as a position coach. The idea of Brian Ferentz to Iowa is very nepotism-y, but, hey, if it works, I won’t complain. The last time Iowa fans judged coaching hires before their first day on the job, Kirk Ferentz was a giant mistake and Iowa was about to become a basketball school. So, 0/2. I’ll let these hires flesh themselves out.

I thought Lickliter was a good hire.

I was wrong.

You know, everyone did. I did.

But none of knew him. No one really studied what he was about. Once we learned all that it seemed like a ridiculous hire. That’s why I hold Barta accountable. Hiring is an art.

With regard to Brian Ferentz, let’s be honest. If his name were Brian Schembechler and everything else were the same, we’d be wondering why we can’t get an up and coming young coach like him to look at us. I find the whole angst about nepotism silly. He’s proved himself more than enough. I won’t bore everyone with the number of successful coaches who were sons of great coaches (Lane Kiffin, Brian Shottenheimer, Nick Saban for God sakes, and on and fucking on).

well, I was under the impression that nick saban was lou saban's son

I was wrong…

funny...

I was under the impression he was the son of SATAN! That guy was a hell of a coach…

Aren't the Stoops bro's

the sons of a football coach?

And how many years did they coach for their dad?
Not everyone

But mine was mostly also through ignorance. I just hated any kind of basketball that was defense, low scoring, and ties.

he was National Coach of the Year

what could go wrong?

So was Rod Barnes and Matt Doherty

it’s an unreliable indicator award.

Brian Schottenheimer is really really bad
no he's not
It's more like terrible, but ya know
He's a good coach. He was able to get a low rated passer prone to untimely turnovers

and low completion percentage to play like a champ, on the road, in the playoffs in consecutive years.

He didn't even do that in their first playoff run

Sanchez mostly played like crap, but the team moved on because they had a stellar defense. He did put together a couple good games in the 2010 playoffs but that is a hell of a sample size issue. Overall his results have been very bad.

Eh – they did get to 2 conference championship games. I don’t think the stench emanating from the Jets is on Schottenheimer.

They didn't get their because of his offense

His offenses have been ranked 25th, 25th, 16th, 21st, 11th, and 25th in total offense.

that is a little skewed by their run-happy history
He got a 127 passer rating out of Sanchez, on the road, in Foxboro

in the playoffs. That’s what is called a resume builder.

You realize New England has had a really bad defense the last two years, right?

Also one game is not proof of anything. Flukey crap happens in a one game sample all the time.

Tell that to Eli Manning
Tebow vs Steelers agrees with Norse
Um are you forgetting about the other 7 "flukes"?
His defense playing very well was not a fluke at all!
Name a QB who has outperformed his poor defense?

other than Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady, two guys that will be first ballot hall of famers. What is your standard? Perfection?

With Tebow? I would settle for mediocre

The idea that any one player is solely responsible for wins and losses is remarkably silly.

I really like Tebow.

I’ll defend his game very strongly. But his passing prowess against the Steelers was an extreme outlier.

Which part?
in 2007 Eli Manning was the 25th rated passer in the NFL

and he won a super bowl. he had a great 4 game sample size that contradicted his 16 game sample size. today, he’s perceived as a great QB. Was he the guy who went nuts in the 2007 post season or the guy that was rated lower than Kyle Boller in the regular season?

He was a mediocre QB who went on a really good four game run

That stuff happens. He has since developed into a pretty good one, and was great for most of this season. If he’d regressed to his pre-Super Bowl level no one would be calling him a great QB now.

There are also plenty of examples of guys who had one great game and then went on to do absolutely nothing else. So I’m not really sure what you think the example of one guy proves.

MArk Sanchez has won more road games in the playoffs than everyone out there but Eli Manning.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2011/01/mark-sanchez-ties-nfl-record-for-most-road-playoff-wins/1

Wins are an awful individual metric

He’s not even on the field for half the game.

I am still trying to figure out what you are

basing your “Brian Schottenheimer is terrible” claim on.

Really? I said it above

The offenses he is responsible for coordinating have, on average, been very bad.

Harbaughs.
yep...this profession is filled with it
Nepotism in coaching just doesn't seem as wrong as it does in other venues.

Especially given the schedules most coaches keep, makes sense their children would grow up and thrive in that field.

Holtz would agree
Can you imagine being KF's kid

and trying to find any way other than football to find time with him?

This.
Hey dad, want to go golfing?

It’s only four hours! And we get to drink beer while pretending to care about a sport.

/snorts. //hand gestures. ///watches more film.
I think this has a very good chance of being horribly accurate.
For most coaches at a major level.
Yes.

Didn’t mean it to only apply to KF.

Kirk and Brian share many passions...

dance

Tell the truth

you’ve had that for weeks in your “personal use” file, and just now decided to open it up to audiences? Right?
You are one sick puppy.

If by "personal use" you mean "spank bank"

then yes, I have

Mike Shanahan, sans John Elway, is giving nepotism a bad name.

Yes, but by the same token

if his name was Brian Smith, there is NO FUCKING WAY any of us would say that hiring a guy with all of one year’s experience was a good hire for arguably the most important position on our team.

Yeah. That'd be like hiring the OL coach from Harvard.
Perhaps this has been brought up elsewhere

What if Morgan asked for the assignment change?

I like it.

But what do I know?

You know how to use punctuation well. I admire that.

Most don’t use it at all around here.

Hey!!! Who are you calling “most”? Although, on occasion, I over-profanate, I do watch my spelling, grammar, and punctuation. So, watch it bub.

Works on contingency? No! Money down.
i dont understand what youre talking about
Is it Reads, Trolls, and Leaves or Reads, Trolls and Leaves?
I've witnessed the outright mocking of people who use an ellipsis.

I don’t want to be mocked.

I heart the ellipsis!

I mean, I heart the ellipsis…

I once used a verbal ellipsis

while standing on The Ellipse.

God help you if you use ellipses.

What if they’re ironic?

ironic punctuation?

hipster…

Oooh, sneaky ellipsis.

My daughter, who is a sophomore in college, tried to tag me with being a hipster when I was in college. I protested in the strongest possible terms, that I rejected then, and continue to reject now, all such labels. Which probably is the most telling thing of all.

Ellipses are for winners.

Don’t you dare move on to the next post, I may not be finished opining . . . .

I always use them..

But since coming here I have started using only 2 of them – that way it is not a true ellipse and I am safe from criticism…

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