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VIDEO: KCRG Unearths "Shirts and Skins" Music Video From 86-87 Basketball Team

Oh my.

All credit to KCRG for digging up this gem featuring the famous 1986-1987 Iowa basketball team displaying their peerless rapping skills. In a just universe, the 2011-2012 team would be inspired to create their own version as an homage to their forebears. (Although if they do go down that path, I hope Aaron White gets drafted on to the Shirts team; the world isn't ready for that much pasty ginger-ness just yet.)

But that video... the hair, the shirts, and, my word, the shorts... I will not soon be able to erase the image of Jeff Moe's shorts from my brain.

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Lieutenant Dangle hearts Jeff Moe's shorts.

this is the most glorious thing i have ever seen

Yes, this

My thoughts exactly.

Wow

Who thought it was a good idea to rub oil all over them?

The oil is alarming
Oh. My. God.

// I know the Internet has completely eroded that phrase’s meaning but it’s applicable here

As with most terribll things in life...

I blame the 1985 Chicago Bears. Also, how have I never heard or seen this before. I imagine my 14 year old self thinking this would be awesome. Ont he other hand, perhaps my mind wiped it from my memory to preserve my sanity.

Just think

of all of the dresser/closet space saved with those shorts! Think of it! We are such a wasteful country now…

Thank God for the Fab Five

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