Thank you for joining me here, Brandon
ya sure coach
Aren't you wondering why we're here?
naw man this is fun
You're having fun?
i like airboats
Well, we're here because I tho--
and turtles
I beg your pardon?
i like turtles
...
...
OK then. We're here because I'm your new coach, and I feel like your previous training was lacking a certain component.
The receivers on this team lack mental toughness.
you mean like science?
What?
science hurts my brain
I don't think I follow--
are we gonna cut up a turtle? because i don't want to cut up a turtle. i like...
like turtles. Yes, yes, I know. No, Brandon, we are not dissecting a turtle.
Look over there.
/points behind Brandon Marshall
GROWL
Wrestle that crocodile, Brandon.
pretty sure thats a alligator coach
Fine. Whatever. Wrestle it.
um...
no.
/runs away from alligator
You can't outrun a gator in the swamp, Brandon! You have no choice but to...
Brandon?
Aw, damn it.
This was a lot easier with Christensen and Vandenberg.
Okay, replace the ball with another alligator.
AAAAHHHH
AAAAHHHH
/chomps at Brandon Marshall's hand
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
/sits up in bed
/takes a deep breath
aw man what a dream
Are you OK, Brandon?
yah just had a nightmare
Do you need anything?
naw just gonna grab some water
/turns on light
aw hey coach oh keefe
...
...
Wait, you're not freaked out that I'm here?
naw coach oh keefe
your staying wit me while they find you a house, remember?
silly coach oh keefe
I miss college already.
19 recs | 15 comments
Science hurts my brain
Awesome! Great end to the week.
Swarley - February 10, 2012
For some reason, I thought there was going to be a DEATH reference.
Damn Kindle bittorrent.
/nerded past everybody’d
tyger1147 - February 10, 2012
BHGP Universe KOK
seems to have doubled his IQ. Must be the Florida sunshine.
Great work. That is one big ass gator.
/Has sudden urge to listen to Skynyrd’s “Swamp Music”
Flakbait - February 10, 2012
Give Brandon back his bullets!
SomeJerkPoster - February 10, 2012
almost lost a mouthful of coffee at "i like turtles"
…..
…..
sailorjerry - February 10, 2012
so, the first tag?
therealCatnuts - February 10, 2012
It's a returning tag from past Bear vs. QB posts.
The Mexican't - February 10, 2012
And from all the other creepy KOK posts
Patrick Vint - February 10, 2012
Butthole Surfers
I’m gonna move down to Florida. And I’m gonna bowl me a perfect game.
kEvanson - February 10, 2012
Marshall and KOK are a pair destined for glory.
If Bonnie Bernstein (DP guest host) is right then Peyton Manning is headed to Miami to get KOK get a Super Bowl ring.
The Mexican't - February 10, 2012
Read that second sentence you just wrote again
there’s a glaring hole in it.
HoyaGoon - February 10, 2012
SO MANY GETS
The Mexican't - February 10, 2012
I wonder what it's like to try to tackle Marshall
I imagine it’s probably like trying to tackle a racehorse.
mikjones24 - February 10, 2012
Well this was just special.
Kyle McCann't - February 10, 2012
even tho KOK's gone
he can still visit us via Batshit Insanity posts, right? RIGHT?! (Otherwise, I’m going to be even more depressed.)
Fab post, PV. One of my favorites.
HawkeyeGirleye - February 10, 2012 via iPhone app
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