¡Bienvenido a Hamsterdam! Si Will Ferrell puede aprender español para unpapel en una película, entonces se puede gestionar por una noche, verdad? Así que aquí está, la primera Hamsterdam íntegramente español. Tener en él, usetedes.
All right, I promise not to do that again. Here's your weekend Ham'dam. Standard rules apply.
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Sup?
PSD - February 10, 2012
Gin, Skyrim, and Hamsterdam.
The best way to be depressingly anti-social without feeling depressingly anti-social.
KilometersDavis - February 10, 2012
Well, at least Hamsterdam's kinda social.
EastLosRandy - February 12, 2012
Well, I suppose there's no better time to divulge that I speak fluent Huttese.
Chone nuva je niboba gee biruha.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
i know sign language
PSD - February 10, 2012 via mobile
That doesn't translate very well to Internet.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
wondered what took you so long to reply
PSD - February 10, 2012
Beer. Incase that wasn't already self evident.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
Woohoo! I learned sign when I was 1 year old.
Still use it frequently! YAY sign!
EnergizerHawk - February 10, 2012
I'll look to Bib Fortuna for the translation...
“… And now I need a beer.”
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
How does one learn Huttese?
Is there a Rosetta Stone for that?
The Mexican't - February 10, 2012 via iPhone app
You have to learn it experientially.
I spent some time in Jabba’s court as a pupus server. R2 and I got kinda tight.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
I hate my neighbors! GAH!!!
Stupid loud, obnoxious recent college graduates and your boom, boom, boom music and cigarette butts all over the front stoop. What is it with kids these days? No respect I tell ya’. No respect at all.
Renters. Suck.
That is all. Just needed to vent.
Hawkeyegirl - February 10, 2012
If it makes you feel better
The people in the apartment above me decided to invest in a treadmill. The guy looks like he rolls around 275. The entire apartment shakes.
I know it doesn’t help much, but hey, mutual misery!
ManziBall - February 10, 2012
Unless the weather is really bad outside (too cold or desert hot)
I don’t understand why you’d want a dreadmill. Run outside. Its a better workout. Now, if you had small children and did not want to leave them alone, I can understand a dreadmill…
The Bird Cult - February 10, 2012
Rented NBA 2k12 for the first time.
How long until I should expect to crack the starting lineup? A full season?
The Mexican't - February 10, 2012 via iPhone app
Become Jeremy Lin and I think it should work out pretty well
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
Things things
stuff and things
Lycurgus - February 10, 2012
So I says to the guy, I says to him, I says to him,
he’s standin’ there, I says to the guy, get this, get this, I says to the guy, I said to him…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbLaZ4iLEe4
WaterlooChazz - February 10, 2012
is this the one
where the travelin salesman gets laid?
OhioHawk - February 10, 2012
I'm getting a pedicure
I love pedicures… And getting them regularly made the plantar fasciitis I got a year ago go away and stay away… As a runner I can tell you that PF really sucks…
Oh the GF is also getting a ped now – I pay for both of us ….
The Bird Cult - February 10, 2012 via mobile
No one touches my feet
No one
Lycurgus - February 10, 2012
Not even yourself? Ewwwvthey must be nasty...
The Bird Cult - February 10, 2012 via mobile
My feet require minimal upkeep
Lycurgus - February 10, 2012
Lycurgus' real name is Warren
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
That would explain why Lycurgus wears puffy red TTech slippers
everywhere he goes.
WaterlooChazz - February 11, 2012
And flashes the shocker, apparently.
IowaPharmer - February 11, 2012
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I would never go around dressed like Bielema’s smarter brother. I have some pride.
Lycurgus - February 12, 2012
Pedicures treated PF?
I assume it was the foot rubs afterward.
Flakbait - February 10, 2012
Yeah, must be the massage
But I agree, PF sucks. So painful in the morning.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
Probably that and the calf rubs
This place does really great foot and lower leg massage … part of what causes PF is tight calves/muscles… they do a really great job of massage…
The Bird Cult - February 10, 2012
Almost time for Gold Rush
Anyone?
These guys are slowly getting better at finding gold but they’re still only about halfway to their break-even point with the Yukon winter quickly approaching.
IPeeBlackAndGold - February 10, 2012
I watch it.
Guys digging in the dirt, and poorly, is addicting.
GaryDolphinSafeTuna - February 10, 2012 via mobile
I'd love to see some numbers
But these guys have to be making more $ as ‘actors’ than miners.
GaryDolphinSafeTuna - February 10, 2012 via mobile
Yes, great show.
I like to tape it and watch it while on the elliptical. Although I wouldn’t follow that Hoffman guy anywhere, let alone gold mining.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
His gut, while huge, is always wrong.
GaryDolphinSafeTuna - February 10, 2012 via mobile
The first season was just a slow-motion train wreck.
They spent like $100,000 on getting about $20,000 worth of gold. Somehow they could afford another season-seems like they might actually break even this year.
IPeeBlackAndGold - February 10, 2012
Yes, it seems that way.
Although, I’m sure Discover or whoever must kick in something, right? It seems odd how much shit goes wrong and how broke these guys claim to be, yet they keep coming up with equipment, parts, food, etc…
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
i watch it religously,
im putting it on the dvr
i have a couple of issues
if you performed as poorly as these guys do would you still have your job?
is that why they work for themselves?
and someone must be propping them up
if they keep going without making expenses
OhioHawk - February 10, 2012
Mafia money laundering front...
BoiseHawk - February 11, 2012
Jack Hoffman
KentuckyChunder - February 10, 2012
Heh heh heh
That Jack Hoffman’s always looking for the glory hole.
IPeeBlackAndGold - February 10, 2012
Lol!
I’m glad I’m not the only one who found that hilarious every time I heard it!
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
"The Soup" has been mining that glory hole for a while as well
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
for some reason when I'm drunk I crave Arbys...
or if I’m in Iowa City Pancheros
Yabbs - February 10, 2012 via Android app
Its late, I'm drunk
and man do I miss Pancheros—exactly now.
People out here don’t get it, they keep telling me that we have plenty of Mexican places that sound just like it. Those places try to just quickly steam a tortilla out of a bag…so not the same.
BoiseHawk - February 11, 2012
I can understand the Pancheros craving
but Arby’s is some bad, bad stuff. Ass and sawdust.
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
I love Arby's
I don’t love the fact that it makes me feel like shit for the rest of the day.
mikjones24 - February 11, 2012
No one should crave Arbys, ever.
RossWB - February 11, 2012
Obligatory The Simpsons link.
Arby’s.
Lukateake - February 11, 2012
I'd still rather eat the berries that taste like burning
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
The snozzberries?
Norm Parker's Amputated Toes - February 11, 2012
I think he means
Dingleberries.
IowaPharmer - February 11, 2012
There are at least two other Simpsons jokes about Arby's . . .
Marge: “People do crazy things in commercials. Like eat at Arby’s.”
Homer (trying to swallow a giant alien blob) “If I can keep down Arby’s, I can keep down you.”
KilometersDavis - February 12, 2012
I'm having a Templeton on the rocks!
Sooooo tasty.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
I got some Whiskey Stones from Xmas.
They only make Templeton better.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
Doubled up.
Mah bad.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
I got some Whiskey Stones from Xmas.
They only make Templeton better.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
Holy double post!
Are those like marbles or bearings you freeze to put in your drink to prevent dilution with water? I hear WC Fields used to do that with his scotch. Freeze steel ball bearings that is, and use that for “ice”.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
Polished soap stone cubes that you put in the freezer.
They are truly fantastic.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
The Cougs is on ESPN U
i think he has maintained his cheeseburger drills
or so it appears
OhioHawk - February 10, 2012
UW Green Bay wins.
Beats Wright State, 53 to 48.
Dessert Fox has 7 and 7, with 2 assists.
UWGB is 10-13 on the year, gets first road win. Is 6-7 in the Horizon League.
WaterlooChazz - February 10, 2012
Does anyone here ride?
I’m looking at buying some HED-4’s. Any opinions?
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
I ride a motorcycle but it appears you may be talking about high-performance bicycles?
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
Well, maybe not so high performance,
But yes, bicycles.
IowaPharmer - February 11, 2012
You all know
about UTB, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38G31wo7qc&feature=related
And I’m not even sure it is a hoax.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/09/ultimate-tazer-ball_n_1266565.html
WaterlooChazz - February 10, 2012
Scary and fascinating.
It’s like death race 2000, except with no death. Or cars.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
Even seen
Extreme Arm Wrestling
Flakbait - February 10, 2012
Seriously.
Is that for realz? Looks like something my college roommate would have been involved in.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
I think it's real
There’s a bunch of videos out there. Whey they don’t just box I have no idea.
Flakbait - February 10, 2012
WTH
is that? LOL
PSD - February 10, 2012
For wacky combat,
give me good old-fashioned shin kicking.
IPeeBlackAndGold - February 10, 2012
what about Indian leg wrestling?
PSD - February 10, 2012
pfft
maybe if ILW drew a crowd like this.
IPeeBlackAndGold - February 10, 2012
awesome
PSD - February 10, 2012
Does Iowa FB do some sort of Kids Day in the spring?
I’d love to get my youth up there if anyone has details for 2012.
GaryDolphinSafeTuna - February 10, 2012 via mobile
spring open practice
they do post game autographs and what-not
april 14
PSD - February 10, 2012
Thanks
GaryDolphinSafeTuna - February 10, 2012 via mobile
Jeremy Lin
might just be the reason I start caring about the NBA again.
WaterlooChazz - February 10, 2012
Didn't figure you for a Knicks fan.
SomeJerkPoster - February 10, 2012
I'm not.
Although, I didn’t hate Patrick Ewing.
I was a big Charles Barkley fan, so I rooted for the Suns and Rockets. Then, a year or two after he retired, and it became clear that Yao Ming was cursed as a Rocket, I just kind of quit caring.
But Jeremy Lin is one hell of a player.
WaterlooChazz - February 10, 2012
Blake Griffin for me.
I haven’t watched much NBA since the Bulls dynasty, but Griffin has a highlight reel dunk about every night, and who doesn’t like watching perennial punching bags like the Clippers actually do well (said by a Cubs fan)? Also, he makes good commercials.
IPeeBlackAndGold - February 10, 2012
For the little bit of time he has left
I watch for Steve Nash. Still, not much into the NBA this season. The Clips are intriguing, though, with Paul and Griffin.
Mr. Grizz - February 10, 2012
Prime Steve Nash got me to watch
But only really cared about Phx in that time. Amazing they could never get it done—Laker suspension series was terrible. But now, I just can’t get into it—even in the playoffs. Besides that is usually the time of the year I’m still mathematically no uninvested as a Cubs fan.
BoiseHawk - February 11, 2012
Then you need to start watching Ricky Rubio
He’ll pull you back in.
therealCatnuts - February 11, 2012
Blade Runner is on AMC
Great movie.
IowaPharmer - February 10, 2012
Jack Hoffman
How could you take orders from a guy with that name?
KentuckyChunder - February 10, 2012
"jack hoffman searching for the glory hole..."
KentuckyChunder - February 10, 2012
About to mix myself up a cocktail WHEEEE!
And Game of Thrones – Episode 3! WOO!
EnergizerHawk - February 10, 2012
Shit is about to hit the fan. That's all you need to know.
Smokin Herb Grigsby - February 10, 2012 via mobile
Oh, I've already seen all the episodes
Just re-watching. SO GLORIOUS.
EnergizerHawk - February 10, 2012
Yeah, I've rewatched them all about 5 times.
I’m rereading book 2 right now to get ready for APRIL 1 MOTHERFUCKERS!
Kyle McCann't - February 11, 2012
I need to get book 1 finished the hell up.
Got sidetracked by the Hunger Games Trilogy. I’m sick this weekend so maybe I might get some serious reading time in. We’ll see.
EnergizerHawk - February 11, 2012
And then Nebraska gets blown out by Penn State
Who we blew out. Hooray transitive property!
mikjones24 - February 11, 2012
The B1G makes no sense.
txhawkeye - February 11, 2012
Woodshed, Creighton. Creighton, woodshed.
Hope you two get along.
RossWB - February 11, 2012
Well fuck me.
Stop hurting Creighton’s RPI, Wichita State. I’d like to go to the NCAA.
MNWildcat - February 11, 2012
Woods is just 4 back of Wi and will be playing with Mickelson tomorrow.
Does Tiger win by 2+ or fall short and finish more than 5 strokes back?
The Mexican't - February 11, 2012
I may watch golf today for this reason, only. The tour must be making sacrifices to AIRBHG that he’ll play well this year.
txhawkeye - February 12, 2012
aaaand, not so much
txhawkeye - February 12, 2012
I hope it's the former
I’m one of those people that cares absolutely zero about golf unless Tiger is doing well, then I’m locked in on Sundays
therealCatnuts - February 12, 2012
Looks like it was option 2.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
Queridos Señores Ferréll, Garcia Bernal y Luna:
¡Queremos que Ustedes conviertan este avance falso en una verdadera película!
Atentamente,
Todas las personas del mundo
EastLosRandy - February 12, 2012
I'm confused.
Are you asking for them to make this a real movie? Casa de mi Padre has a release date of March 16. The video above is an official trailer.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
I guess I also thought it was a joke and not a real trailer
Now I’m quite interested in seeing it.
therealCatnuts - February 12, 2012
I guess I should have put an English translation in the header.
Ferell actually learned Spanish so that he could make the movie. I’ve been geeking out about it for months. I don’t expect to be able to see it until it’s out on DVD, though, since the theatres around these parts are shit.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
Is it going to be available in the Chicago area?
Maybe you can tell your wife there’s an important Mayoral Summit that weekend and come for a visit.
therealCatnuts - February 12, 2012
I'm sure it will.
I could probably head up to the QC to see it, not sure that Iowa City will get it. A Chicago trip for a movie sounds like a winning idea, though.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
Wow, I guess I just assumed it was too good to be true.
I’m seeing this movie.
There are many factors that go into making an effective movie trailer.
EastLosRandy - February 12, 2012
Tiger just hit a beauty of a cutter into the 6th green, but the ball kept running on him.
Not much hope for an eagle, but he’s likely to be just one or two back heading to the 7th tee.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
Meanwhile, Mickelson was able to tuck his second shot into within 20 feet or so and made his eagle.
Phil is making the run Tiger needed to make and now Woods has to chase down Lefty to get the win.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
Yay, new Walking Dead!
KilometersDavis - February 12, 2012
C. Ronaldo just put the soccer world on blast.
This is one of the most incredible goals I’ve seen this year.
The Mexican't - February 12, 2012
That was pretty damn spectacular.
RossWB - February 13, 2012
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