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2012 Royal Rumble Liveblog

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It's the last weekend of January, which means it's time for an annual BHGP tradition: The Royal Rumble liveblog. Festivities began at 7:00 on pay-per-view, but Iowa basketball had to go and play for more than two hours, so we're starting a bit late. For the uninitiated, the Royal Rumble is a full-on PPV extravaganza that culminates in the Royal Rumble match, an over-the-top-rope battle royal which starts with two participants and adds another participant every couple of minutes until everyone is in the ring. Traditionally, there were 30 men in the Rumble. Last year, it jumped to 40. It was supposed to return to 30 this year, but WWE has been blatant in their announcement that "every Superstar is eligible" so the actual number of participants is unclear and could include actual sitting champions.

A couple of things:

1. This is the first step on the "Road to Wrestlemania" so they're going to have the hypnotic sign in the rafters as always. There will be a lot of staring and pointing by winners tonight. Be forewarned.

2. CM Punk is facing Dolph Ziggler, which might make the internet implode.

3. Chris Jericho is back, he's wearing a light-up jacket, he's definitely in the Royal Rumble match, and he's promising tonight will be the end of the world as we know it. I don't know about you, but that makes me feel fine.

4. No kidding on this one: No illegal streams in the comment section. We know they're out there, but you can't share them here. Publishing an illegal stream is an automatic banhammer. Also, all other normal open thread rules apply.

There are a lot of questions to answer: Who will win the Triple Threat Match for the Heavyweight Championship? Who's going to take the Rumble? Which commenter is going to throw a hissy fit about how we cover professional wrestling more than college wrestling and cancel their account? Tune in and find out!

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SO EXCITED YOU GUYS
Cage Match first

Daniel Bryan steals a win somehow

Yeah, I think you're right

SAY WHAT YOU WILL BOUT D BRY BUT B BRY IS THE WORLD HEWWYWEIGHT CHAMPION

Heel Daniel Bryan is awesome.
Show and Henry are rumored to be fairly injured

Putting this match first kinda confirms it, right?

Yes

Especially if they plan to participate later. Down time to make sure they don’t die.

Henry Hyperextended his knee on Smackdown

It looked pretty bad

Correct.

Which means that we’ll get to see Bryan get the crap kicked out of him for an entire match by two big guys.

Heard some interesting names for the Rumble tonight.

Henry and Show might not have to go.

I'd be fine with MAH BOI D-Bry or Henry winning.

Just don’t let Show win.

There's more than enough college coverage for me

Keeping my account. When is Wes Hand going the pro-wrestling route? Then I may start watching again.

D Bry with an early advantage while the big guys roll around on the ground.
Scariest person when giving an order?

Dan Gable or Mark Henry?

Dan Gable riding piggyback on Mark Henry?
Master...

Blaster.

Thanks for the live thread!

Still on my way home from the dual in IC. Listening to the basketball game about made me want to drive off a bridge, but this thread is guaranteed to bring my spirits back up.

First Twitter reference of the night

take a drink

Gail Kim doesn't exist in kayfabe.
does wrestling have an "MMA" fighter character yet?
They've had a few, kinda

That was Ken Shamrock’s gimmick back in the late 90s, actually

Predictable ending

okay match considering show and henry are hurt

YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE AT ROYALLY RUMBLING
John Cena video montage time

“Rise Above Hate” shirt and child fans prominently featured. Cena’s steadfast commitment to homophobic, misogynist, bullying “jokes” in the ring conveniently ignored.

JOHN CENA, YOU HAVE ARBITRARILY EARNED MY FANBOY RESPECT
This match will end with a rollup
Here is your obligatory bathroom break match.
Walk the dog, too.

You don’t want to miss anything that might be good later.

Hopefully Kane comes out to scare Eve.

But thats just wishful thinking.

Unless and until Natalya grows a giant goatee, she's not a real Neidhart.
There's a lot of pube jokes that could be made right now.
Dead Crowd is Dead
"diva dominos"

sigh.

this has gone on too damn long.
Sega Genesis Screenshot above: RIP Macho Man
Embrace the hate Cena
Ric Flair is going to win the Rumble, right?
John Laurinaitis is growing on me.

So naturally he’s a day away from getting written out of the show.

but Triple H will save us!

/dies

He's been fucking awesome for months now.
he has a great character
THAT'S A MOONINITE SIGN

YES YES YES YES

Well, at least we know Kane won't cut a promo before the match.

So at least there’s that.

Kane just got back from his job at the foundry...

…the HELL FOUNDRY

This is going to be...well....WWE
Is that place even half-full?
they said it was sold out

if you want to believe them

What else is there to do in St. Louis?
Kane Ain't Worried Bout No Paycheck

Because the Hell Demon’s Local 35th pays pretty good?

I could watch Kane wheel someone around in a wheelchair all day.
This is hilarious
His previous medical experience was really showing there.

I just don’t know when a dentist would use a wheelchair.

He would if he was A HELL DENTIST
YEAH. AND HIS LOBBY WOULD FULL OF TIME MAGAZINES....FROM HELL
Time's Person of the Year is You.

IF YOU’RE THE DEVIL!

that took a long time.

looks like 20 min apiece for Punk/Ziggler, Sheamus/Barrett

There's not a Shemus/Barrett match?
I thought there was....

hmmm. My mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, Zack Ryder is dead
Back board? More like ZACK BOARD AMIRITE?
Former WCW Heavyweight Champion David Arquette makes an appearance!

Obviously, that ice has thawed.

Have a crazy hell demon attack a guy in a wheelchair

air an anti bullying psa right after

I love this. I know absolutely nothing bout the Royal Rumble but I'm following this regardless.
Well, this is going to be interesting.
Spanish Announcer's Table?

Spanish Announcer’s Table.

BRODUS CLAY TIME

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA

Somebody had better

call Mcintyre’s momma.

The Man of 1004 Tracksuits

No room for him in the Rumble, though. Huh.

HE'S A DISGREASE
Well, that was fast.
The Brooklyn Brawler never even get squashed that fast.
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST

SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST
SOMEBODY CALL MY CARDIOLOGIST

(because his physique is unhealthy)

I'm not saying Slim Jims are horrible

But Al-Qaeda just bought a million dollars worth for the troops

Yeah.

They’re only good if they include that little cheese-like substance with it.

/Not.

that cage match mustve been aborted

because there are too many video packages

How did the cage match end?

I was distracted and just saw that Bryan won.

Bryan tried to escape, Big show caught him

And Big show tried to pull him back in but dropped him.

Henry was basically on teh mat the entire match, so they lost something that he shouldve done me thinks.

Final match before Rumble:

CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler for the WWE Championship

I wonder who Kane is pushing around in a wheelchair right now
YOUR MOM
I told her not to go to the HELL DENTIST
Well that was actually very thoughtful of you.
SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA

and tell her to get out of Kane’s clutches, he is an evil person :-(

CM Punk has the best entrance song in the WWE
I gotta give it to Funkasaurus now
Johnny Ace is such a good guy

why does cm punk hate him?

SoP does not have a Royal Rumble live blog

SO I’M HERE PUNKS, go Cats

Which numbers did you draw in your pool, Rodger?
12, 17, 22, 26

i’m pretty pleased. one guy got 2/3/4, and is contemplating suicide.

You know what this match needs?

JR, Cole sucks balls and Booker T is ludicrously awful

RIGHT ON THE SCHNOUT
Oh ma gawd!

Peyton Manning isn’t injured. He’s here. And he’s taking the AFC to a win in the Pro Bowl.

And now, Jim Irsay is laughing as he shows a video of how he got Vince to drunkenly sign the $28 million bonus instead.

Join us to see how this ends…next Sunday!

That's actually vintage Macho Man, Booker.
Smart fans at least
Well, that was inevitable.

The ref gets knocked out, and Johnny Ace is right there and ready to go.

Yeah

not surprising

what a surprise!

the wwe’s refs displaying ineptitude!

Unpossible!

I saw Ed Hightower earlier today.

So Johnny Ace is the sleveless zebra?
Do we have 30 people in here?

If so, we can do our own little Rumble game.

(Each person gets a number corresponding to the wrestler that comes in on that number. Winning wrestler = winning poster. You win… my admiration.)

How are we assigning numbers?
First come first serve or randomly, I don't care.
Hell, if we have 15, give everyone two numbers
this is how our pool works

you buy slots and then we use a random number generator

The poor man's number generator

is to just make shit up.

(I wish I’d been around last night to make this comment.)

If I was a wrestling heel

my gimmick would be that I stole people’s organs and sold them on the black market to wealthy transplant patients. I’d call myself “The Harvester” or something like that. I imagine an awesome grudge match where I’d fight some guy whose liver I stole. They’d bring him out in a hospital bed hooked up to a hemodialysis machine, and he could only be off it for a limited time in which to beat me and win his liver back or else he died. It would be great TV.

Now somebody will surely tell me this has already been done…

No.

But that idea is pretty genius.

THAT WAS AWESOME
The ZigZag out of the GTS set-up?

Yeah, that was sweet.

It was a fame-asser

but still a sweet counter (wrestling nerded)

CULT OF PERSONALITY
WELCOME TO BITCHMADEVILLE

POPULATION: DOLPH ZIGGLER

Yeah, he got pinned/submitted at least 4 times, That sir is a convincing victory
we could have people take 3 or 4

1 from 1-10, 1 from 10-20, 1 from 20-30 or something

We might as well do it, and figure out logistics later.

AND GO!

15, 20, 11
Shit. Alright, scrap 20.

Make it 23.

An 11
Ummm. This is hard to keep up with.

I’ll take the Miz, then. 1

haha. ok

just giving you shit

I actually didn't even obey the rules the first time.

A fact that I was completely unaware of because I was rushing to put numbers together.

OH PLEASE HAVE A SHOW OF DEL RIO GOING AROUND AND TROLLING PEOPLE
Rumble Time

Jericho win please

This video package will never stop being good
Sub par ppv so far, hope the rumble delivers
Enjoy everyone.

Gotta close all tabs and shit so i don’t lag.

#1: The Miz

as we already knew

Inflatable AWESOME?

That is AWESOME

Miz broke out his PPV duster again
It is a sweet duster, yo
He should give that back to Edge.

Edge’s been really straining his neck looking for it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TOO SOON

Miz is looking mighty orange tonight.
hey the miz

the wwe logo on your mic is upside down

#2: Alex Riley

This should be quick.

Alex Riley is still employed?
Damn, beat me to it
Alex Riley is still working for the WWE?
SAY IT TO MY FACE
Wow.

I forgot Alex Riley had entrance music.

still not mentioning benoit
Miz with the old Hunter Hearst Helmsley bow.

Nice.

#3 R-Truth (Patrick Vint)
Interesting...

Will #4 be the girl dumped the day after prom?

I'm guessing Coral from Real World is going to be #4
#4: Dashing Cody Rhodes
What the hell was that?
#4 Cody Rhodes

No one picked #4.

I miss Cody's baggers
#5: Justin Gabriel
#5: Justin "Losing Pitcher" Gabriel
My first pick is Justin Gabriel

0 for 1

Mine was Alex fucking Riley
you sound like Charlie Brown on Halloween
#5 Justin Gabriel (The Nihilist)
I've got along ways before my guys are in it

Who is the popular one to win it amongst you all btw?

I say Orton if he's in it.

Jericho if he’s not.

I could see Orton

Just because it’s the Lou

Y2J
It's going to be Orton or Jericho
Foley!
#6 Primo (RossWB)

Jericho or Orton.

YES.

Now Miz just needs to lay outside the ring for 10 or 15 minutes.

OK, I just used everyone who's posted in this thread and randomized the list

1) Smokin Herb Grigsby
2) Pain in the Sash
3) The Mexican’t
4) MTXEMurph
5) The Mexican’t
6) TrueAndValiant
7)Touchdown Iowa!
8) Waterloo Chazz
9) jakeic
10) RossWB
11) kurthy
12) Energizer Hawk
13) Waterloo Chazz
14) HawkeyeBoiler
15) Patrick Vint
16) GeorgeWashingtonEagleclaw
17) Adam Jacobi
18) StewMonkey13
19) HawkeyeBoiler
20) WhiteSpeedReceiver
21) hithisisryan
22) Brock Sampson
23) StewMonkey13
24) The Nihilist
25) snowpork
26) Rodger Sherman
27) Energizer Hawk
28) jakeic
29) justsomehawkeyefan
30) snowpork

YEAHHHHH

26 IN BOTH OF MY POOLS SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT

Ross chooses to rearrange the list

after he gets stuck with Primo.

I'm not too upset, since I got Cody Rhodes
I think some people got doubled up because there weren't 30 diff people
29th

this is in the bag!

#7 MICK FOLEY (me)
Mick Foley as Cactus Jack?
#7 Mick Foley
  1. Mankind
  2. Cactus Jack
  3. Dude Love
Damn it.

That was supposed to have 9, 11, and 13.

#8 Ricardo Rodriguez!!!
RICARDO

DAMMIT I THOUGHT I HAD DEL RIO

Yes

Ricardo Rodriguez

How funny would it be if Kane pushed ADR out in a wheel chair?
Answer: Not as funny as the shit Ricardo just pulled.
YES YES YES YES YES
Oh God this is funny
RICARDO FOR EL PRESIDENTE
shit, no politics

um, PRESIDENTE DEL MUNDO!

RICARDO JUST HIT THE DANIEL MURRAY POWER SLIDE
OH FUCK AND YES

This is just awesome

hahahaha, a powerslide?

That’s amazing.

We've officially hit the comedy portion of the Rumble
#9 Santino

Last year’s runner-up!

santino

is a mastermind!

three dudes

no wrestlers

Ricardo eliminated by power wedgie.
#10 Epico

Ross’ random system hates him.

Sucks to be Epico
This is ridiculous
santino out

are we sure he’s not hanging on the side?

Foley is the last sock standing.
and there goes all the comedy
I guess we're done with the tomfoolery
I mean... Kofi Kingston IS in the ring right now...
aaaaaaaand

jerry lawler

I clearly underestimated the amount of tomfoolery on the WWE roster.
#11 Kofi Kingston
I think Kofi will make it to the mid 20s
Who would have guessed that Kofi WOULDN'T be the member of Air Boom busted for Wellness Violations twice?
Miz, Cody and Kofi

currently in ring

Kofi is Shelton Benjamin with a smile.
What?

they are almost nothing alike style wise

as in black guy who wont ever be above midcard because he cant talk
ohhhhhhh

carry on then

Miz refusing to get eliminated. Probably gone around 25.
I still can't believe Cody Rhodes is related to Dusty Rhodes
At least Lawler is off commentary
and he's back

dammit

#12 Jerry Lawler

Rodger is not pleased.

aaaaaaand

money gone. three more slots tho!

Jerry Lawler from the commentator's table at #12.
Gone in less than a minute and going back to his headset.
With Jerry Lawler in there.

Does that mean there’s actually a chance to see Ric Flair tonight?

No.

I think he’s still under contract to TNA.

Dammit

At least there was a Foley sighting.

#13 Ezekiel Jackson
Why were Cole and Booker so surprised?

Did they not see that he was wearing his tights?

I think he always wears his tights and a bad t-shirt.
He's gotten away from doing that the last few years.
Didn't he used to be bald?
At which number does Lesnar enter the ring?
Is that the Ghanaian flag Jackson is sporting?
Probably.

He is from Ghana.

Really?
Yep, he was born in Ghana
The things you learn...
#14 Jinder Mahal
Generic foreign jobber come on down
Wow, randomness doesnt benefit me.

Mahal? Christ.

Jinder "Crowd Chloroform" Mahal
RACIST JERRY LAWLER JOKE IS RACIST
Has this guy ever done anything besides speak a different language?
He's on Smackdown (aka, the show no one watches), so... maybe?
jobbed to sheamus a bunch of times
Mahal is just like Muhammaed Hassan

minus wrestling talent and the ability to have the crowd react.

#15 The great khali
Khali at 15

We’ll be down to Miz and Rhodes again soon.

oh crap

ad on our illegal stream crap crap crap

Zeke threw 6 punches.

Somebody get that man some oxygen.

i don't follow too closely

i assume khali/mahal hate each other because the wwe is based on casual racism, yes?

Khali is Mahal's "brother in law," so there's some family beef there.
#16 Hunico

Jobber parade continued.

A lowrider bicycle?

I’m so jelly.

Fake Sin Cara yall
Hunico makes me miss Konan

¡ORALE!

#17 Booker T

Sorry, Rodger, but he isn’t winning either.

DAMMIT

ARE ALL MY PICKS ANNOUNCERS

If Michael Cole comes out at 22

then the wrestling gods are conspiring against you.

Did Michael Cole not realize Booker T wasn't wearing pants?
Cole's just playing along.

He’s number 23.

I'm also waiting to hear Boomer Sooner
You callin' Michael Cole a meat-peeper?
Have they shown Cole yet?

Are we sure he’s not calling the action in singlet and head gear?

I think he's wearing a suit
It's under his tearaway suit.
Michael Cole is gonna be in it
Camacho and Hunico need to change their entrance music to "Bicycle Race" by Queen
HOLY SHIT KOFI
THAT WAS FUCKING TITTIES
Kofi Kingston with the second-best move of this Royal Rumbles

#1, of course, is Ricardo Rodriguez’s entrance.

#18 Dolph Ziggler
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, randomness is not my friend.
#19 HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There he is....good lord

So they are saving all the serious contenders for the 20s huh?

USA! USA! USA!

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS! IT’S RICKY STANZI’S DAD!

#19 Hacksaw Jim Duggan

USA! USA! USA!

you know kofi won't win...

they had to account for “if you fall while doing that eight second handstand”

Also he is Kofi Kingston
Im convinced that Duggan lives in WWE headquarters
His summer home?

A van, down by the river.

No one in that ring except Miz has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.
Ok, maybe Dolph
I hope Cole throws him out
Rhodes and Ziggler have chances

Not great ones, but chances.

#20 Michael Cole
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus Christ
Actually that would be a surprise
There's Cole. #20.
THIS IS SUCH BULL

I GOT ALL THREE ANNOUNCERS

That takes fucking talent
Thought you had 22.

we’re only on 20.

lied on earlier post

i had 20 and next 26

remind me to never go to vegas with you
Cole was 20.

He was 3 minutes earlier than your next pick.

NO LONGER WITH CHILD
#21 KHARMA?!?!??!

Isn’t she still pregnant?

Lawler and Booker pull Cole off the apron after he inexplicably left the ring by climbing over the top rope.
Ziggler's getting buried tonight.

He must have forgot Stephanie’s birthday or something.

Miz, Rhodes, Kofi, and Ziggler left
#22 Sheamus

Now this guy has a chance for you, Rodger.

Road Dogg?!

SHUT UP

#23 Road Dogg Jesse James
ROAD DOGG!

lolwut

Oh you didn't know?
#24: Sean Waltman or Jeff Jarrett?
Roddy Piper hasn't made his annual jobber appearance yet
almost all the people who had a chance of winning

weird.

I guess HHH and HBK didn't let Road Dogg know he's out of DX?
Jey Uso?

Nihilist FAIL

Six guys left to go and

Jericho, Orton, Barrett, Cena, Kane, all not in rumble.

im convinced they are keeping Kane out

simply so they can justify him not breaking HBKs royal rumble knockout total

#25 Jack Swagger
I wish Swagger would rename the U.S. Championship the All-American American Title.
So we still gonna see Jericho and Barrett

brings us to 27.

3 left then.

YES YES YES

NOT AN ANNOUNCER. IN FACT ITS BARRETT. GIVE ME 150 DOLLARS.

Barrett makes it to the final 4
So are they really going to spoil Jericho's come back

So Orton can win the Rumble?

#26 Wade Barrett

Rodger finally got a real wrestler, and an actual contender at that.

i'm really proud

that you’re keeping track of this

Wade barrett's entrance theme is awful.
first time ive heard that one.

used to be End of Days.

Barrett's new music is not good.

I think they should give him Drew McIntyre’s music.

27 David Otunga.

Orton, Jericho, Cena, Kane. At least one will not be in the Rumble

Cena will not win the Royal Rumble

So I don’t even think they’ll put him in it

#28 RANDY ORTON!
I HEAR VOICES
orton was actually running
I'd rather watch Road Dogg and Booker and Hacksaw

Than a lot of these mid-upper card jobbers with no gimmicks.

well, balls.

barrett out. i hate this sport and everybody involved

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN
#29 CHRIS JERICHO
Yay

lucky me…..well hopefully

If Vint doesn't have a jacket with lights when Iowa plays at Soldier Field then I will be sad.
I wish he was wrestling in the jacket.
And number 30 is The Big Show
What's with the camo on Show?
isnt this the first one Kane has missed in over a decade?
Show doing a lot of dirty work for Jericho.
Jericho better fucking win
It is

Sheamus, Orton, Jericho or Big Show.

I'm fine with this final 4
Jerico and Sheamus left
Sheamus v. jericho.
Sheamus vs. Jericho
So is anyone else more than thrilled about 2 months of CM Punk-Jericho back and forth?
SHEAMUS HAS WON THE 2012 ROYAL RUMBLE!
Ok, that just screams

of Vince McMahon wanting to swerve the audience. Sheamus, REALLY? That’s the best you could come up with?

This is what happens when Stephanie is on the writing team.
BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD
So Brock Sampson wins the Rumble game I set up.

Jacobi wins the other one.

I repeat: WHAT

This is the greatest day for a ginger since… I have no idea.

Sweet

It’s only natural that I’d win, considering that I haven’t followed wrestling for about 20 years and have no idea who any of those guys were except for Lawler.

"The Harvester" Brock Sampson

wins the BHGP Royal Rumble.

the end of that was crazy intense though
Sheamus vs. D Bry for the World Title

and we still get Punk-Jericho for the WWE Title.

Weren't they supposed to face each other at WM last year?

And didn’t it end up getting taken of the PPV? Weird.

I think that's true.

Ha.

I wouldn’t bet against Orton beating Bryan at some point pre-Mania to set up Orton-Sheamus, though.

Yep.

It was supposed to be Bryan-Sheamus for the United States Title, but it got bumped to a pre-show dark match that was turned into a battle royal.

I found out a way to make the Rumble even better

Hopefully I’m the first person to do this but probably not.

We had 10 guys total tonight at my place to chip in for the Rumble and we figured we should all put money on it as friendly wagers. First it was going to be straight up pick a winner. Then we upped it to everyone draws 3 numbers out of a hat and those numbers corresponded to wrestlers when they came out. It worked out great since we had even numbers. My buddy won with #22. One guy ended up drawing Jerry the King, Hacksaw, and Ricardo Rodriguez. He was pissed. I rode Cody Rhodes for a while, that was fun.

It really ups the ante on who you cheer for. It gets people pulling for wrestlers like Cole and Jey Uso, it’s fun. When the clock would tick down from 5 seconds, there would be extra anticipation hoping you wouldn’t get screwed over with someone like Hunico.

I had Alex Riley tonight.
See above.

We did that without the money involved. Rodger Sherman from Sippin’ on Purple had a separate pool with money, and the poor bastard wound up with Lawler, Booker, and Cole before getting Barrett.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COVERING WWE????!!!!!?!?!?

It has NOTHING TO DO WITH IOWA AT ALL? YOU GUYS AREN’T REAL HAWK FANS!!!! WRESTLING ISN’T EVEN REAL!!!! WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND NOT IOWA’S HORRIBLE BASKETBALL OR THE FACT THAT OUR $4 MILLION DOLLAR COACH CAN’T EVEN PICK A DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR OR KEEP A RB ON THE TEAM!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PLACE, YOU GUYS ARE A JOKE AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye

Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out….

You forgot to call us fake-ass Iowa fans, too.
I KNEW I forgot something
I wasn't around

but I can not believe it has been a year since /Hartlieb’d became part of the lexicon.
(And Pelican Whore is already walking. Jeeze, the time flies.)

Happy Anniversary everyone!

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