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Hamsterdam Is Ready For The Weekend

Oh, Robbie Findley...

Here's your open thread for tonight, tomorrow, and really the entire weekend, most likely. We'll have open threads for the Iowa-Minnesota dual meet and the Iowa-Indiana basketball game on Sunday.

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Well

Charlie Weis, you’re a peach.

Yeah, he is a douche
In totally unrelated news...

Minnesota is down 12-7 to Michigan at intermission of their dual tonight.

Pritzlaf is a good coach for them

I think Illinois and Michigan might do some interesting things in the coming years. My brother thinks Thielke is better than McCauley

Can't say Weis doesn't keep it real.

That is for sure.

Real douchey.
When keepin it real goes wrong

Eh, I don't think either side came out looking all that peachy there.

I can’t fault Berglund for the assault charges, and it sounds like he just got screwed by the coaching staff (he was told he could compete for the backup spot? Well, glad we’ve got free and open competition, then, chief), but KU paid for a year’s worth of courses (according to the data center under Weis’ third roll) for a player who hadn’t been on the team, really. If I were Weis, I’d be pissed, too, though probably certainly not pissed enough to go full-sarcasm in a press release. My question is, why wasn’t Berglund sent to a CC at home so that he could work out his legal problems, and then go to KU after a year?

I'm sure Weis and KU were annoyed, but they should have been the bigger men here.

Er, no pun intended.

What do they gain by dragging this kid through the mud in public and entering into a “he said”/“he said” debate about it? They just look petty and mean-spirited.

I think it's great

But I’m not a football coach and football coaches have to be the better men. They shouldn’t be acting like ex-girlfriends.

Ahahaha bigger man.

Charlie Weis is an ass, though; of this, I am sure.

My Favorite

Charlie Weis article.

Spoiler alert: The Patriots got better after he left.

Anyone want to explain the Jacobi situation?
Anyone want to explain the Jacobi situation?
Heard you the first time.

Brah.

How I internet?
Did you just get home from FAC?
Yep.

/has no idea what FAC is.

Friday After Class

aka, going out and getting drunk

If I'm home for the night by nine I don't think it really counts.
Friday After Class?

Why, in my day it stood for Friday Afternoon Club. Never had class on Friday—was always too hung over from Thursday. Nickle beer night was dangerous like that.

/hangs onion from belt

This statement on an Iowa blog blow me away
Well I understand the activity.

Not the nomenclature.

Blow me

Snicker.

More a statement on how IC culture must have changed

In my heyday FAC would have been hard to not know

While I'm college aged...

I don’t go to Iowa.

Well...that makes sense then
I love how the Urban Dictionary definition of FAC has the proper definition as #1:

Urban Dictionary: FAC

He was the one who prematurely posted the CBS story about Paterno's death.

CBS wound up with egg on their face and had to issue a withdrawal. The story, I believe, originally came from the PSU student newspaper, Onward State, whose editor resigned over the ensuing fiasco. That’s what I’ve gathered, anyway. Unfortunate situation, that.

He's being put down by the man,

man!
Let’s be blunt, we all know he’s a great writer, and most sports sites * coughtWWLcough * would be lucky to have someone as good as him.

But, but, but, Jesse Palmer!
He also forgot to site Onward State in his initial report

I love Jacobi, but even he acknowledges that he screwed up. It sucks that it cost him his job, though. Hopefully someone else gives him a shot, he’s too talented to stay on the shelf for long (and until then I hope he’ll pop up here some more, because I miss him)

I would encourage all of you

to tour Surly Brewing in in the Twin Cities when you have a chance.

It's good?

When I was there, they were closed. Good beer though.
And speaking of the beer front, a buddy of mine is in the process of opening a microbrew. They have funding and just got approval to re-zone the building they’re using.

I was pretty sure the Heat-Knicks game was going to be a blowout.

I was wrong.

Louis CK on Comedy Central.
Which hour is it?
Just started, I think.
Yeah, looks like we'll get bits of it.

I can’t remember which act this is from though. He’s still wearing his ring so it must be Chewed Up.

Netflix has a couple of his specials on instant streaming
Yeah. I've seen them all.

Chewed Up is great. Hilarious is the best.

My 1st watching of him

On anything other than Leno or Letterman (or some such). Mr. Girleye & I laughed so hard we couldn’t breath. I know, I know. Super late to the party. Better late than never.

Tonight was the first time you'd seen him?

If you’ve got Netflix, then you need to watch “Hilarious” immediately. I’ve probably seen it 5 or 6 times and I still nearly wet myself laughing.

On his own, yes

& I know it’s a crime. I will absolutely do that- maybe Mr. Girleye & I will watch together tomorrow night. (Dependent on how long he hangs with the boys tomorrow, that is.)

wow mike bibby

Taking a charge from lebron James.. Respect

Bibby

Has to be one of the most underrated PGs of our time.

Might be.

Because personally, I think he stinks

If "our time" was ten years ago.

He was awesome.

Watching 13 Assassins.

SOOO MUCH BLOOOOD. YESSSS.

Also, I’m drinking Crown and Sprite. Yaiiis!

loved that movie

The wife gave up about ten minutes before the battle scene. Poor timing, that.

I just saw the limbless woman.

MIND BLOWING.

oh yes!

Sooooo fucking creepy

It's like Seven Samurai with almost double the carnage

Actually way more fucking carnage. Carnage all over the place. Loved that movie.

watched that last week. SSooooooo good.
Crap...I'm probably going to have to go back into work tonight.

That is the suck

That's what you get

for being the afternoon bouncer at Big Earl’s.

The sadness that would be that job...

Crisis adverted though…just had to log in for an hour plus.

I really hope Chael Sonnen absolutely destroys Bisping tomorrow night.
Miami has the worst fanbase in the NBA

That is all.

Let me fix that for you
Miami has the worst fanbase in the NBA all of sports
The fucking X Games?!

Really?!

Without Shaun White.

The giant tomato hurt himself.

Half a foot of new powder in Aspen tonight...

and that’s just the snow. If I was 25 years younger and a million dollars richer, I’d be up in Glamour Gulch right now. Too bad I’m not and on the couch watching the Nuggets v. Raptors. Sigh.

If I were a million dollars richer

I’d be sitting in some high desert drinking tequila and staring at the stars.

A lot of ski resorts are close to high deserts

So you could come ski all day and still make it to your desert.

Luckily, I don't need a million for that.

Just hop in the truck and go. Although these days it is sans tekillya.

Love the desert—everything is just different. The light, the smell, the air, the sky. Amazing natural beauty to be found if you care to look for it. But it will mess with you if you aren’t paying attention.

My brother managed to get himself kicked out of a Decorah vs Oelwein GBB game.

SO PROUD

Not to be a douche but...

You have to be a real A-hole for something like that to happen.

No shit.

Decorah has always seemed just repressed enough to be really angry when they want to blow off steam.

And Oelwein is Oelwein. People in the east side of Waterloo are like “Damn, Oelwein is a hell-hole.”

You might think so.

But you obviously are unaware of the AD Decorah currently has. My brother was kicked out because when the refs made a bad call he stood up and stared menacingly at them. No words were exchanged.

Dripping

in weak sauce to be kicked out like that.
Unless your brother was the big scary dude in Happy Gilmore

Decorah is trying really hard to be tough on bad sportsmanship and

be a step above the rest. Our administration was/is politically correct to an extreme.

Gunner Kiel's dad?
So for clarity, was your brother playing? On the Bench? Or in the stands?
Stands. Girl's game.
Haha that's funny because I feel like for a boy's game, at least

where I went to high school at Bettendorf, we would have been standing.

LOL, yeah, I'm sure it happened EXACTLY like that.

Once again, I Lol.

I was also kicked out of a volleyball game because we would yell the number of the girl's uni as she went for a spike.

Our AD had a quick trigger finger for his own kids.

That's not always a terrible thing.

But, it could be like my high school, where the 40 kids that do show up to hoops games pretty much sit on their hands and don’t cheer for 2 hours.

Why even show up?

I admit it's a tough line to walk.

But as long as you’re not insulting players or the refs themselves you should let your fans be fans.

We once wore soap-on-a-rope around our necks when attending a bball game with an all boys school.

Granted, they all wore wife-beaters and such because we were pooooor.

That's funny (the soap part).

Well done.

I am also SO PROUD TO READ THE SAME BLOG AS THE MAN WHOSE BROTHER GOT KICKED OUT OF A GIRLS' BB GAME!

Seriously, though, that’s awesome.

Insight bowl sponsors Insight Enterprises are letting their contract expire

so it won’t be the Insight Bowl anymore. They must have hated Iowa.

Must be from Minnesota.
Wonder if that means the bowl gets a new trophy or if the next sponsor will just adopt the cockfish.
Jack Del Rio named DC of the Broncos

I believe he was on the short list in the last article here and had been one of the far-fetched rumors on a few boards, but he gone.

Fox's old DC.

The question is will he stay around or take the first HC job that comes along (next year?). Dude gets $5 mil next year whether he works or not. His salary with Denver gets deducted from that. Next year he might have to get a real job. But, if CU can land his son I’d almost think he might stay awhile.

The message board on the local paper is more concerned about whether or not Manning will land here and if so, what’s to become of poor Timmey Tebow than signing Jack Del Rio.

Watching "Swingers" right now

I heart Netflix streaming.

You're so money
So money and you don't even know it.
You're like a bear with giant claws and fangs
Netflix streaming Mad Men

I also heart Netflix streaming.

Since I missed the thread yesterday about Chairgate,

I was thinking it may just be Tom Izzo creating a bunch of different e-mails and fake names calling for Mccaffery to be fired and Lickliter to be re-hired.

I think Lickliter was a decent man,

and I wish things had gone better for him at Iowa.

But if Barta ever considered that course of action, I’d write letters…calling for Barta’s firing.

Agreed

on all points

Um...
But if Barta ever considered that course of action, I’d write letters…calling for Barta’s firing psychiatric examination and potential lobotomy.
I'm watching DVR'd episodes of Outside the Lines from this week.

Man, I hate Nick Saban.

Why?
It was a special about recruiting.

And his recruiting practices that sometimes “push the envelope.”

Or were you asking why I was watching OTL?

I think

I’m ready for Real Steel.

Fuck and Yes.

I enjoyed that movie, immensely.

I feel like you're trolling.

But then, I feel like you aren’t.

I actually enjoyed the movie. It was like a robot Rocky.
Because the human aspect wasn't the good part of Rocky.
heh, that was the exact same feeling I got.

I’m off to watch Cowboys and Aliens. I got about 35 mins into Conan the Barbarian.

Watched B$M tonight.

Awesome. Watch the trailer.

RAGBRAI route...

announced tonight, streaming at their site. Prolly not alot of interest here, but I go back to Iowa every July for a few days of it, and it is always a blast. Ice cold MGD’s and porkchops-on-a-stick every 10 miles or so

I don't make it every year

But I just might this year….and I can’t get enough pc on a stick.
I ride with Team Bricky when I do make it back.

good to know!

It’s a big one this year, 40th anniversary

So is it ok to start drinking on a Saturday at 12:37 when you have no plans for the rest of the day and there are no sports, etc and all you're doing is just cleaning the damn house?

Why is this a question?

Because it was before 5 and there were no sports that interested me on tv.

Actually, I meant there’s no question it’s ok to start drinking at 12:37.

Hawkeyes Wrestling in Grand View Open today

on Trackwrestling.com if you want to see who is where

the most interesting thing is Bobby Telford is wrestling, which means Rasing is probably wrestling in the Minny match. Clark,, Dwez, Grothus, Jake Ballweg, Fahler, Lira all wrestling as well, with most doing exactly what you would expect Iowa wrestlers to do so far

i got to laugh

two years aqo i was in AMes
celebrating GrandDaughter of OhioHAwks birthday
Former son in law got me a ticket to Hilton
watch that kid pour in 40 somerthing on the Jayhakws
only to lose,,,,
god i miss my kids

Iowa State is beating us at winning this year.

sigh.

... and cue the Sweet Caroline
beats the shit out of

tOSU
hang on sloopy

I know I'm not the first to observe this

but the jNW hoopyball court looks fucking terrible. Two different colors of purple, the crayon painting inside the 3 point line …. They ought to be ashamed.

That's the worst part.

They’re not ashamed. Even after we repeatedly remind them that they should be.

They're incredibly proud of things everyone else is ashamed of

Weird.

the worst part might be that they let the public vote on the court and this is what they ended up with
I don't think the public expected the floor to be stained, though.

If they took the time to paint the purple areas it would like fine.

Senior Bowl on NFL Network.

Russell Wilson missed a wide open McNutt on a 10-yard corner route during the North’s first series. I’m expecting at least one McNutt TD.

I really hope McNutt doesn't get drafted by a team that I dislike.

Just not the Cowboys, Bears, or Seahawks.

I'm seeing a lot of mock drafts with Blackmon to Chicago

So McNutt to Chicago is probably unlikely. My NFL personnel knowledge is lacking, so I’m not even sure which teams are in need of a WR2 (or “X” receiver as I’ve seen it written lately). It will be nice to see an Iowa WR in the league, though.

So Chicago must be planning on trading up?
Oh, duh, that's my bad.

Blackmon to the Rams is what I was seeing. Chicago was getting the kid from Notre Dame.

McNutt is a better pick than the kid from ND

Quick name the last ND player that panned out.

The safety.

Zbikowski? He’s still playing isn’t he?

I think Rudolph could be a good TE for the Vikings.

But I thought Golden Tate would be good, too…

I don't think he's playing

If he is, he’s nowhere near the value of a 3rd rd pick that he was.

Yeah, he's not getting much play.

He’s a Raven, but managed just 23 tackles this year.

It is a ridiculously futile list

see here

I think the answer to that question is probably Anthony Falsono (2nd rd) or Maurice Stovall (3rd rd), both in 2006. From 2007 on it’s a complete shitfest.

This game is sloppy as fuck.

Weeden and Wilson each have thrown an INT and a RB from the South fumbled earlier. 3 turnovers in the first quarter.

Three consecutive terrible snaps for the North.

Apparently they moved a guard inside and his snap technique was lacking.

HEY - Iowa Ladies are on BTN.

Up 50-38 with 5:02 left in the 2nd. GO HAWKS!

you'd never guess that they started the game something like 1-13 shooting.
Seriously?
Yeah someone else mentioned it to.

They had something like 3 points over the first 5 minutes.

Yow. That Morgan Johnson is on fire.
Scratch that.

Checking the gamecast shows they had 3 points for the first 9:26.

And 55 points for the ensuing 9 minutes and 45 seconds.

Night and Day.

Yeah, it's pretty incredible.

That’s a massive turnaround. Holding any offense to 40 points over 38 minutes is also incredible.

Especially with a team that hung 80 on jNW.

Wait, what?

yeah, it was ugly early
Colts hired former Pittsburgh OC.

Whichever QB they end up using is going to be ecstatic.

OH DEAR LORD.

That purple stain on the jNW court is horrendous. Back to BTN.

Ah, that parquet at Carver Hawkeye is pretty cool. I'm a fan.
17-point Hawkeye lead.

The ladies have this one locked up. Bluder’s bunch with a top 20 upset at home.

/In Heaven there is No Beer!
I enjoy that jNW got their hopes up and now they might be 2-6 in the conference after today
Oh, man, the North should have had a punt return TD.

Cincinnati player tripped at the 20. McNutt then has a pass ripped out of his hands. So close to two TDs today.

life would be so muc h better without Dakich

he is such an idiot

Kellen Moore has thrown 2 perfect passes and B1G WRs have let him down.

Posey lets a pass go thru his hands. Wasted field position for the North.

I never would have figured jNW for fans of the acid-washed look.

I’m inexplicably watching this game (OMHR v. jNW) despite the horrible court and antipathy toward either team. Fortunately, the refs are ridiculous.

Go Purdue. I guess.

Eh, me too. I enjoy jNW losing more. The refs are awful all around though. Giving the TO falling out of bounds, then that double dribble. The court is making everyone ashamed.

That timeout was horseshit
Watching Robbie Hummel play this year give me greater understanding of what other B1G fans must have felt like watching Jess Settles play forever.
i think jess played with more gusto to be honest

i felt bad for hummel each time he was injured
but this year there is no gusto in his game
so sad

Jess' last game v. Indiana

Knight sought him out post game and shook his hand. That’s respect.

So from what I understand...

Both the QBs in the Senior Bowl are sucking ass right now.

Whenever you read that Northwestern has NEVER made the NCAA Tournament

Does your jaw drop every time? That’s so humiliating.

NEVER!! And Nebraska has never won a game in the tourney, right?

thye probably view their entrance into the B1G

as being removed from the horrors
of b!2 ball
ha ha ah aha ah

WTF? Why did they get that ball?

This silver haired ref is drunk, or blind.

and wasnt painter supposed to go go Mizzou this year

only by the
OMHR checkbook?

And here it is

Jeez, KF is pretty cut for a 50 year old dude.
That's what I said.
He's the same age as my dad when he died

He looks a LOT better than my dad. Good for him.

The Hawkeye Wrestling Club is supposed to have video, too
I wonder if Brands just blurts out multiple explicit words

Without knowing he’s on camera.

Then again, that’s never stopped him before.

If so, we might not see the video for a while.

Could take a while to add that many bleeps.

Or just set it to Black and Yellow!
I enjoyed the video

Especially when they called for the 1st 3: Brands, Doyle & Ferentz. There stand Brands & Doyle, all ready to go, with Brands saying something like ’where’s the king?’.

KF had a nice dive.

Why is our heralded S&C guy so not very strong & conditioned looking?

Lots of former body builders end up looking like giant softies as they age.

I don’t know what Doyle did before coming on board as S&C coach, but I know a few power lifters that look about the same.

Good point

I knew he was a pretty big guy but my paunch-to-muscle ratio was way off.

Why is that?

I’m trying to figure out the physiological reason behind that?

I dunno. They probably just don't work out as hard as they used to as they get older
tissue elasticity

super-cut guys just can’t maintain the muscle production and some of it turns back to stored energy (fat) regardless of how much one works out

That makes a LOT of sense. Thanks!
Jesus. Balls.

Robbie Hummel.

Robbie Hummel's not too bad at this basketball thing.
LOL jNW

THAT was the best shot you could get?

Yeah, I can’t throw stones, but can point and laugh

WOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOZEEE!
Kirky Cousins threw a TD for the North in the Senior Bowl

Judging by the lack of shit-losing on my Twitter feed, though, it wasn’t to McNutt.

I kinda wish everyone just wore their home or away unis in this game

Rather than the dumb custom Senior Bowl unis.

Tell me about it

It’s like Stalin runs the thing. What is this “everyone dress the same shit” anyway?!

I feel this way about most All-Star type games.

I think we’re smart enough to figure things out, you know?

Oregon players would really fuck things up
That actually would be pretty sweet.

A little confusing, wait – nahhh, all the away team would be white. YES! I’M ON BOARD!

Off Topic – Cindy Brunson is weird looking in a distracting, yet strangely interesting way.

Dude in the UFC prelims out of CLINTON, IOWA

I guess I have to root for him, too.

Aaaand he lost.

Was that a one rounder?

He tapped out to a nasty triangle leg submission in the first, yeah.
I'm drinking a La Fin Du Monde

It sort of tastes like rotten oranges. Then I found out it’s from Canada.

Makes sense.

Where the hell did you find that?
Place in Des Moines called Winestyles

They have beers from all over the world.

Speaking of beers.

I just opened my last bottle of Life and Limb. Kinda sad to see it go.

I'll have to stop there while I'm home this weekend.
Great name, though
Which brewery?

The microbrews in Vancouver varied wildly in quality from “pretty good” to “piss from a Horseman of the Apocalypse”

UNI down 10 at Missouri State w/ 14 to go

must need better refs

Is that on el teevee?
NEED REFS TO WIN
kinda sucks really, used to like Jake, their team, and watching them play

but since our debacle and their fanbase on message boards none of those are true anymore.. Go Drake!

now its 17...and they likely fall to 4-7 in the conference

guess there really is such a thing as karma

Oh, It is great to have a day to catch up on the DVR.
This seems overwhelmingly implausible

but the U.S. in Copa America would be seriously awesome.

http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2012/1/28/2754607/united-states-mexico-host-2016-copa-america

That would be awesome.

I’d love to see me some messi live.

That would be pretty kickass.
Yeah, there's actually been talk the last couple years of USA joining the Copa America, possibly along with Mexico.

This could be another overture toward that.

I'm going to Golden Corral tonight...

…that is all.

That the chocolate fountain place?
Among other things, yes.
For some reason, I am suspicious of this soccer injury.

http://bit.ly/wTl1FK

A couple thoughts

1) I can’t believe they’re playing on that field
2) Truly horrific fake
3) Fakes that bad should have serious fines attached

And here's the Arctic Plunge image gallery thing

WARNING: Chris Doyle and Kirk Ferentz in swim trunks ahead!

And yet no warning for Luke Lofthouse in that outfit.
Yeah, probably should've prefaced that.

And also Brands’ chest hair, which is rumored to be bulletproof.

So McNutt was targeted only twice (unless I missed some), both times inside the redzone.

The first was a poor throw by Wilson and the second was caught on the goal line, but was ripped out of his hands before he established possession.

He definitely didn’t improve his stock, but the Vikings coaching staff seemed to think he was a pretty good redzone target.

Hmm.

Christian Ponder needs SOMEONE to throw to…

Ooh, that is a nasty eye injury.
Well that fight kinda sucked.
Anyone want to meet up

And go win a Pac 12 game? I’m sure we could.

How soon can we get that scheduling arrangement going?
I think they're still waiting on Oklahoma and Oklahoma State to join

Before they make any serious decisions.

Okie State would probably beat us, unfortunately.
Jon Jones

Is one bad mofo. Don’t watch a lot of UFC but I’ve seen him fight 4-5 times.

I'll never get over the fact that he was THISCLOSE to wrestling at Iowa.
I thought he was closer to wrestling at Iowa State than Iowa.
Hmm. I guess that may be true. I thought I'd read Iowa in a Fight! magazine interview but I've since thrown that away.

Quick search shows that it was a grades issue and he mentions both schools in his Sherdog interview. Oh well.

I thought it was because he got his girlfriend knocked up and needed to go make money to support them.
Well, that would be something worth covering up in an interview.

The quote:

I honestly didn’t have the grades out of high school to be a Division 1 athlete. Iowa State and Iowa, they were looking at me, and they said, "Let’s keep this kid in Iowa." They got me into an Iowa junior college.

Actually, it looks like he didn't have the grades to go to ISU right out of HS.

He was going to there after spending a few years in JUCO, though, but that’s when the unplanned pregnancy issue popped up and he had to go make some dough.

(info)

Hey everybody! What are all y'all watching tonight?
UFC on FOX
FOX proper? Well that's interesting.
Yes FOX the network
I guess I'm not used to UFC on broadband channels.

I’m used to them being on cable or PPV.

Yeah. It's only their second show on basic cable.

The first was just one fight back in November. That fight ended in a minute so it was easily missed.

I consider:

NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX and PBS to be broadband channels. They were the channels I grew up with in the farmhouse since we didn’t have cable.

Yeah, this is UFC on FOX 2.

I guess “basic cable” wasn’t the correct term.

Just clarifying what I meant by broadband earlier that's all. I can see how basic cable can apply. Ehh, whatever.

I’m going to enjoy my bourbon barrel aged beer. Carry on.

Chael wrestled at OreGON

Didn’t even know they had wrestling.

They don't anymore.
Well

That explains it.

Cougill is rockin it tonight against Butler.

Has 17 points, including a nice dunk. On ESPN U

Cougill pulls down a big defensive rebound with 90 seconds left,

and will now shoot two free throws.

Hits em both.

UW Green Bay beating Butler, 72-62.

Good thing they gave that Butler coach that extension.
#ThingsI'mgladotherBigTenteams'fansaren'tsayingrightnowsarcastically
Cougill ends up with 21 points, 8 rebounds,

3 of 6 for 3pointers, and 6-6 on FTs.

UW GB wins, 80-68. Green Bay is 9-1 at home this year. But just 9-12 on the year.

Sonnen didn't take Bisping seriously and now we've got to listen to that loudmouth Scouser for a few more months.
Yeah, but if he does get a shot at Silva...

IMAGINE THE MASSACRE AND HOW GLORIOUS IT WILL BE

I hope that Silva treats him like GSP did Penn in their last fight.

Just 15-20 minutes of destruction that breaks Bisping’s will.

That was one of the last fights I watched

Jesus, that was tough to watch for BJ.

Yeah, the Diaz-Penn fight was just as bad, if not worse.

Penn took some poundings over the last couple years.

COME ON SONNEN

Choke this douchebag out.

I just want to know

When will the douchebag on douchebag violence stop?

I actually just really want someone to end Silva's reign.

Hoping that it’ll send Anderson back to the gym with a fire.

He finished his last few fights lickety-split.

I’m not sure how much more fire he needs.

I’m just happy to watch one of the GOATs do his thing.

I guess I forgot about the Belfort fight.

Who was before that?

Oh, Yushin.

I don’t know if I saw that fight.

He annihilated him.
Wait

Is he serious?

He's a WWE heel fighting in the UFC.

I’m pretty sure he knows he comes across as a dipshit, but I love his commitment to the role.

They have to fight Spider in Brazil? That's not really fair.

That’d be like fighting Hatton in London. I mean, unless this happened:

Good night, fat prince.
He's not sweet?
He may well be considering his love for treats.
He has a sweet tooth.
The fat ones pack a mean punch

But nobody packs a punch like Pacman. Even my wife loves watching him fight.

All right, now a Phil Davis win will make the evening a complete success.
Rashad has his first professional fight in Osceola

That is all.

He was also a dirty Spartan.

Seeing him shoot from outside and then collapse after taking a knee to the face would be a great Sparty nooooooo moment.

But he's fighting a Nittany Lion

Lesser of evils?

I have no idea which of these evils is lesser.
Phil Davis comes out to Kanye West

Rashad comes out to Mobb Deep. Yep, I know who I want to win.

It is kinda cool that two ex-B1G guys are fighting in the heart of B1G country.
And the Sonnen interview has already been uploaded by Deadspin.

How does it feel to be inches from greatness?

Davis has a giant upper body

He looks like Dwight Howard

Phil Davis is the only man that makes Dwight Howard wonder if his shoulders are ridiculous enough.
Y U STEAL MY COMMENTS
I can't believe that simultaneous Dwight Howard jokes even happened.
Now I want Davis to try a Superman punch.
KO by Superman punch would be hilarious.
Because it's true

His traps are the size of a soccer ball.

Those have been some really weak shots from Davis.
Yeah

He looks slow, too.

He looks way outclassed so far.

Yeah, Rashad just isn't phased by the scale of the event.

Phil may not have been as ready for the spotlight.

These kicks are cute

But they’re really not doing any good.

Well yeah...

The difference between MMA wrestling and college wrestling is that you can beat the shit out of the guy.

You just have to be a little more discreet in beating the shit out of the other guy in college wrestling.
Metcalf was skilled at this.
Davis should learn a lot from this fight.

A little work on his boxing and he’ll be much more dangerous.

LOL

Didnt even notice this.

I wonder if he has to leave if they show that Pitbull ad in the arena.
It's not the size of the fight in the dog,

it’s the size of your kennel operation that really matters. BADD NEWZ!!!

I feel like Brands would be a great MMA

Wrestling coach.

I'm a fan of Carlos Condit, but there isn't a fight I'd rather see than Diaz-GSP.
Yeah, that should be a pretty fun fight.

Hope we get it later this year.

I've been drinking. I don't know if I can see straight much anymore.

I’m impressed that I’m able ti type as well as I am. I hope this is acceptable for hamsterdam.

The men's gymnastics team won today

Did you know we were ranked 14th in the nation? Well if you don’t know, now you know…

So we are now ranked higher? Or are we still #14?
Better question

Did I know that there were 14 men’s gymnastics teams in the nation?

(ANSWER: No.)

At this point

I’m just supporting any good teams Iowa has left.

Do we have a trap shooting club?
No, but we do have a women's rowing team

Who has one of the most ridiculous facilities I’ve ever seen…and I didn’t even know it existed.

Women's Crew is awesome.

I knew a few crew members back when I was in school. They trained A LOT.

The laser building?
Or the other one?

Someone gave UI a ton of money specifically for a new rowing facility, I heard.

This one:

Uh, is that new?
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!

No, it’s been there since 2009.

So, yeah, that's new (to me)

I left campus in 2007. Anything since then is “new” to me.

They needed a building pretty badly.

They were practicing outside the IMU. Literally.

Didn't they use part of the laser building?

Or was that just for storage?

I don't know what the laser building is.

I just remember seeing girls on rowing machines outside the giant black building that stored the boats. Across from the science building at the bottom of the hill.

Sigh

WHERE THE HELL IS THAT?

West side of the river?

Uh, right by the IMU, bro.
I clearly never paid attention to anything when I was around the IMU.

I only had one class in the science building and I hated it so much that I spent most of my walk complaining about having to go.

I would have thought the fact that it was big and shiny would have caught your eye once or twice.

But maybe not.

NOPE

I still can’t picture it. I’m going to have to Google Map that mo’fo.

It's literally RIGHT NEXT to the IMU.

Just down the hill from ChemBot

I saw that fucker every day while I was on campus. Shiny!
WAIT, I THINK I REMEMBER NOW.

Right next to the stupid fountain thingy outside the IMU?

(Just to be clear, I never used that exit at the IMU. I always came in and left on the Hubbard Park side)

Yeah, next to the fountain.
It's at the end of the bridge that comes from the old art building and museum.
OMG IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE IMU

HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?

I must have just blocked it out.

I still don’t remember it even after being told where it was.

I'll post another picture at the bottom of the thread

Maybe that will help.

That is the Iowa Advanced Tech Labs.
Pretty sure they're housing nuclear weapons in that building

In all my years I never saw anyone go in or anyone come out.

My favorite story about it....

was that they didn’t budget enough for the cost of the actual equipment… So it was the this gorgeous, modern building that was completely empty/useless.

I visited it on my campus tour

and never saw the inside again. As I recall, the basement is a labyrinth of very narrow hallways with imposing doors leading to very small labs (the one I saw was less than 300 square feet). Very Bond-ian, really.

I got a meningitis shot there once

During an outbreak. Think it was brand new then. & I heard the same story about running out of money & not being able to use the damn thing after it was finished.

Ugh. The nerve.

How dare they practice where those homeless people bathe.

Wait, that's a rowing center?

That looks an awful lot like the art building.

Ah

Yeah, that must be the one that built with the money that was earmarked for it.

Yeah it says it cost 7 million.

I bet it’s really making its money back too.

Probably not, but if someone gives you money and says "BUILD A ROWING BUILDING WITH THIS," what are you gonna do?
Build a new football office building and call it the Rowling-Fry football office.
....

VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS

"FUCK YOU, BLOODPUNCH SAYS PUT IT ALL ON 23!"

“WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT BLOODPUNCH?!”

But, no, that’s the kind of thing donors tend not to like, as I understand it.

I'd party with BP in Vegas

I’m sure we’d get kicked out of the Playboy Club…

Again.

Bloodpunch wants to be like Mike
If we don't have a trap shooting club,

then Stephen Bloom is officially full of shit.

Is being #14 out of 17 teams really all that great?
Well that was a bit disappointing.

Time for some John Mulaney and Chester’s cheese popcorn.

It's sad to watch Tubby Smith try to coach.
"It's sad to watch Tubby Smith and Bruce Weber try to coach."

FTFY

So 3 losses in a row now for the Illini?
DoubLOLe DribbLOLe
See the IMU. See the nuclear weapons building. There ya go:

Aw, I see my old dorms there.
Dirty?
Burge and Currier.
Burge is now the awesome dorm.

You were still on campus after the renovations, weren’t you?

It happened right when I left

It was a totally different building.

Yeah, it was an impressive transformation.
The renovations were after I lived there.

I lived there in 00-01, Currier in 01-02.

Oh. I thought we had a crossover period at Iowa.

I didn’t get there until 03

Well, I was definitely still in Iowa City then.

I just wasn’t living in the dorms.

I was in Daum in 02-03 and Slater 04-06.
I was in 5 dorms

all Freshman year. It’s a long story that’s not nearly as interesting as that lead-in sounds.

Also, where are the homeless people?

And the ducks?

This pic has clearly been ’shopped.

It still looks pretty cold

So the homeless people haven’t been shipped in from Chicago yet.

BUT WHERE ARE THE DUCKS
They're getting held up by Anthony Hubbard

In his park.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

That's pretty funny.
All right, I'm crazy for not remembering this building.

That said, if I see another picture of it in a few months I’m almost certain to be all, “WHERE THE HELL IS THAT”

I can't stop giggling at the subject line

I think it’s because it sounds like you’re talking to a terribly stubborn preschooler. But you’re not.

Tell me I'm not the only one drinking alcohol tonight.
you're not. Started with stout, switched to some red wine

Cotes du Rhone is awesome. Never had a bad one in 5+ tries.

It actually won't be a long flight back to Champaign, Tim Doyle.
I wonder if Sting goes to a doctor when he has an erection lasting 4 hours.
Ross, if Liverpool draws Chelsea in the next round of the FA Cup then you and I are going to war.
Now that football is over I get to be an asshole Liverpool fan.

Which is exciting.

WAAAAAR

I’m rooting for one of the lower division teams that made it through.

I don't even know which other Premiership clubs are left in the FA Cup.
Tottenham is the other big one left.

Arsenal too if they beat Villa tomorrow.

Not sure after that.

Did you see Liverpool offered Carroll to Man City for Tevez in a straight trade?
hahahhahahahhaahhahahahahaah

That’s awesome. I wish City were that stupid.

Are there some financial reasons for this that I'm not aware of?

Because that seems remarkably one-sided

I think they were hoping that City just really wanted to unload him.

Since he doesn’t get any minutes, at least adding Carroll provides them some depth in Europe. Even still, that’s an awful transfer for City.

Carroll would be 4th choice at best there.

Behind Aguero, Balotelli, and Dzeko.

Oh, certainly.

The thing about having to play in Europe is that you almost need 4 strikers, though. Otherwise the squad will be absolutely exhausted.

I don't think they care that much about Europa, really.
Holy shit.

I thought City were in CL.

Nope.

Chelsea and Arsenal are the only EPL teams alive in the Champions League.

Man U and Man City both finished 3rd in their groups.

It pretty much would be, which is why City said no.

They need to unload Tevez because he refuses to play for them, but they also won’t accept anything less than a huge offer for him.

Pool just wants to get rid of Carroll because he’s a big depth.

Also, I am amused that Liverpool could win the cup double...

And still finish outside the top 5.

They are just one point out of fifth.

And Suarez’s suspension is nearly up. A top 4 finish is highly unlikely, but Arsenal’s failure to put Liverpool any further behind is probably enough to give the Reds a spot in European competition.

Of course, it won’t even matter if they win the Carling Cup since that’s an automatic qualifier for Europa.

Yeah, 5th is doable.
Are you surprised that Dempsey didn't get moved during the transfer window?

I can’t believe one of the top 4 clubs didn’t put in an offer.

A little

But Fulham doesn’t want to give him up since they need his goals to stay up in the Premiership.

And I don’t think the Big 4 (or 6, as it is now) think Dempsey is good enough for them. Which I think is stupid, but hey. I hope he gets to play in the Champions League, but I think he’ll have to do it in Germany or Italy.

I guess.

I’d think that Tottenham could find a place for him, thought they may not be able to afford him.

Oh, I think Arsenal, Chelsea, and Liverpool could absolutely use him.

I think they’re just so snobbish about US talent (especially US attacking talent) that they would never go after him.

I don't know if it's snobbishness

or the dire history of American players on the international scene. It’s been a pretty bad track record for the last century.

Probably both.

But Donovan and Dempsey have both proven that they’re very capable of playing at a high level in the EPL, so refusing to acknowledge their track record now looks pretty foolish.

But, hey, if Arsenal wants roll out Marouane Chamakh instead of Clint Dempsey, more power to ‘em. I’m sure my dumb little American brain just doesn’t understand what true talent is.

I've heard that stereotyping is common in the EPL

Germans are this, the Dutch are that, I guess Americans are "
keepers, and not much else."

No such luck.

Liverpool gets Brighton, Chelsea gets Birmingham

Hooray.

I’ll see you in the semi-finals, then.

Or quarters, maybe
Hmm.

I don’t think these ladies were at the Hawkeye Wrestling Club Arctic Plunge today.

Speaking of

I never saw evidence that the 3 dance team girls took the plunge.

They did.

There are some pics of them in the water at the end of this gallery.

Gracias

Good for them!

Let's see...

The Condemned or Hard to Kill.

I just finished Tin Cup but couldn't stick around for Grosse Pointe Blank
Awwwww, I love GPB

I watched Friday Night Lights earlier today. Love that movie too.

And now Exit Wounds?

What’s going on here? Steven Segal night?

Oof.

Oh, Mizzou

This makes HawkEye Yellow look AMAZINGER
HAI GUYS, DID YOU KNOW MIZZOU HATES KANSAS?
Somehow Colorado State has an even uglier court than Northwestern and Oregon.
The one with the giant ram horns

varnished differently into the wood?

They’ve had that for quite awhile.

Yeah. It just looks like portions of the floor were sticky and it's now covered in dust.

Awful.

Apparently Glee covered a fun. song.

And now I miss The Format again.

OH SHIT.

Cub Swanson’s KO was the number play of the day. Baylor’s insane half-court alley-oop was only number 7.

This Arsenal-Villa game has gone full on crazypants.

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