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Marcus Coker, Iowa Football and Running Back Attrition

In 2007, Iowa fielded two senior halfbacks in tandem: The always-reliable Albert Young, a fifth year senior who joined the team in 2003, and the quicker, smaller Damian Sims, a fourth-year senior who was recruited in 2004. There had been a time earlier in Young's career where he looked like a future Heisman winner -- as a sophomore, he had been a Doak Walker finalist -- but injuries derailed his career. Sims had shuttled briefly between the defensive backfield and halfback positions before settling in as Young's change of pace back. Their senior season was a mess, as the offensive line went through a full rebuild for the first time in eight years, the best skill position players were all thrown off the team in August camp, and Jake Christensen descended into madness (I sort of joined him by the end).

Little did we know that, when Young and Sims graduated the following May, they would be the last Iowa tailbacks to play four or more years in nearly a decade. Since their departure, Iowa has recruited sixteen tailbacks. Of those sixteen, three remain on the squad. Before yesterday, twelve left before their four years was up, the vast majority within two. Yesterday's announcement that Marcus Coker, the Big Ten's second leading rusher and an astrophysics major to boot, had requested a release from his scholarship made him the thirteenth to jump ship.

After the jump, the full list.

Star-divide

The Class of 2004

Damian Sims was the last recruited Iowa halfback to make it through four years. He signed a letter of intent on National Signing Day, 2004. He is our starting point.

Shonn Greene was also a part of this class. He did not qualify and spent the year at the Milford Academy, where he was neither seen nor heard.

TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: ONE

The Class of 2005

Shonn Greene was back! After his year at Milford, Greene was eligible and joined Iowa. He made his debut with 118 yards on 16 carries against Ball State in the 2005 opener, but was used only sparingly the rest of the way. As a sophomore, Greene ran 32 times for 205 yards before missing the second half of the season with an injury. His grades went in the toilet again, and by 2006 he was moving furniture and attending Kirkwood Community College, which doesn't even have a football team. We'll get back to him later.

Kalvin Bailey was the first big-shot halfback recruit to get annihilated by the Iowa program. In retrospect, it's stunning we landed him. Bailey was a four-star recruit out of Florida with offers from FSU and Miami, among others, but was also committing at the height of Kirk Ferentz's power, as part of the vaunted 2005 recruiting class. He was a beast of a halfback, coming in at 5'11" and 245 lbs. He redshirted as a freshman, missed on his grades, went to North Iowa Community College to get back on track, and eventually played at two other community colleges before returning to Tampa and working at a hospital.

Corey Robertson was more of a prototypical Iowa halfback recruit. At 6'1", 205, he wasn't ideal size and only got three stars as a result. He was, however, the Texas 4A MVP as a senior, offensive player of the year as a junior, and best in his class as a sophomore, so it's not like he fell off a turnip truck in Tiffin. He redshirted, moved to defensive back during spring practice in 2006, then failed out in spring semester. He also went to North Iowa Community College, and was never heard from again. Probably has something to do with the fact that it's Mason City, where Stephen Bloom says people go to disappear.

Dana Brown had less going for him when he got to Iowa City than the others on this list: Only two stars, an offer list that never escaped the MAC/Sun Belt, no hype at all. Brown did something his more hyped backfield-mates could not: He made it to his sophomore year. He didn't make it through, though: In October, he was dismissed for a violation of team policies. It was later discovered that he'd beaten up his girlfriend.

TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: FIVE

The Class of 2006

There was only one halfback recruit in 2006: Anthony Bowman.

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That's Bowman, on the left, in August 2007 in a picture that was found on his Facebook account after he'd been arrested for credit card fraud. The story writes itself.

TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: SIX

The Class of 2007

Again, there was only one halfback recruit in 2007, and Jevon Pugh (Naples, FL) again wasn't here long. A three-star commit with offers from Kansas State, Maryland, and a host of other mid-level programs, Pugh played as a true freshman. That is, until he was implicated in the Cedric Everson matter, suspended indefinitely, and uncerimoniously hung out to dry by the coaching staff while the Des Moines Register all but convicted him. He quietly quit the team in January, after just one semester on campus, despite the fact that nobody had ever implicated him in anything wrong (subsequent reports indicate he'd talked to the victim the night of the Everson thing. That's it. A brief conversation).

TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: SEVEN

The Class of 2008

With quite literally no scholarship halfbacks on the roster in February 2008, Iowa took all comers, signing five scholarship halfbacks and taking in a sixth. The most promising, at least initially, was JUCO transfer Nate Guillory. A scatback from Coffeyville (KS) Community College, Guillory had given verbal commitments to at least three schools in the fall of 2007 before signing on with Iowa following the Pugh suspension because opportunities were ample. He left of his own volition after about a week, probably because...

Shonn Greene was back again! The furniture moving and TV watching had worked, too, because Shonn went out and won the Doak Walker Award as a 23-year-old junior. He then gave Iowa fans chanting "ONE MORE YEAR" the most STFU look in the history of STFU looks and was never seen again, leaving early for the Draft within seconds of the end of a dominant Outback Bowl victory over South Carolina.

Iowa also added four freshmen to the mix, most notably Florida garage sale find Jeff Brinson. The video on Brinson was wonderful, mostly because he played in a Wing T offense in high school, so it was just pulling guards and Soviet-style deception. That was all we really saw of Brinson, though. Even with the dearth of halfbacks, Brinson redshirted. He rushed once for seven yards as a redshirt freshman, but never fully recovered from ankle injuries suffered in August camp. Then, before the 2009 season, he hurt his foot and never got back to the field. In the winter of 2010, Brinson transferred to Central Florida; by August 2011, he'd tore his ACL and quit football altogether. One carry, seven yards.

Jewel Hampton ended up being Greene's backup in 2008, almost by default. He was, however, extremely effective, and when Greene left early for the pros, an inordinate number of fans put their faith in Hampton to pick up where the Greene Monster had left off. So, as if on cue, Hampton tore his ACL in late August 2009 and missed the season. He then got in a bar fight over the summer and missed some further time. When he returned, he was in a three-man backfield that...well, we'll get to that later. Suffice it to say, he never regained the starting job in any meaningful way. In December 2010, after a tumultuous three seasons in Iowa City, Hampton trasferred to I-AA Southern Illinois, where he was conference newcomer of the year.

Did you know Willie Lowe was supposed to be a halfback? We didn't either, but he was! He moved to safety, got stuck behind Tyler Sash, moved back to halfback, got stuck behind Hampton and Robinson and Wegher, moved back to safety, got rhabdo, and justifiably cut his losses.

Which brings us to the saga of Adam Robinson. A walk-on initially and widely considered a beneficiary of the recruitment of his friend Jordan Bernstine, Robinson was given one of the last scholarships in the 2008 class when a last-second decommit left Iowa flush. He redshirted a year, then appeared without warning as the thunder to Brandon Wegher's flash in the wake of Hampton's injury. By 2010, Hampton was in the doghouse, Wegher was nowhere to be found, and Robinson was earning plaudits from the coaches. So, of course, it imploded almost immediately. Robinson missed some time with concussions, his grades went south (what Ferentz called "academic indigestion" in what we had unsuccessfully hoped would be the last digestive joke of his career), he was suspended twice in November, then while on suspension during Iowa's bowl preparation, was picked up with a bag of weed. He was summarily sacked soon after.

TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: TWELVE

The Class of 2009

Brandon Wegher was the be-all, end-all of 2009. His legend in western Iowa football was bordering on myth, his star as bright as any Iowa high school skill position player in a generation. He shunned Nebraska and Oklahoma to be a Hawkeye, and played immediately once Hampton was finished. It was as good as could be expected from an Iowa back. He then abruptly quit the team in August 2010, after approximately one half of one practice, for personal reasons. Eventually, it was announced he was not returning. He tried to walk on at Oklahoma, left after two days, enrolled at Iowa Western Community College in Council Bluffs, somehow failed out, and was arrested last year for public intox, eluding arrest, and looking like Jeremy Piven had he been in Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

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TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: THIRTEEN

The Class of 2010

Marcus Coker is now gone. Why, we don't really know, but this Iowa City Press-Citizen report might have something to do with it. More details to come.

TOTAL DEFECTIONS SINCE DAMIAN SIMS: FOURTEEN

That's fourteen defections by twelve players in seven classes of recruits, and that list doesn't even include Class of 2011 defector Mika'il McCall or Rodney Coe, who failed to qualify. Coker's class still includes DeAndre Johnson; should he leave, that would make it seventeen consecutive defections from fifteen consecutive players. Of the players listed, Willie Lowe lasted longer than any other, and he didn't even play halfback. As for those that actually stayed at the position, none even made it past the January following their third season (Robinson, who was dismissed from the team as a redshirt sophomore in the week after Iowa's bowl game, served the longest term). This is no longer funny. This is a plague, and it has no rhyme or reason beyond its indiscriminate effect on running backs.

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There was also Josh Brown

Though he was brought in as an “ATH” he was a running back.

Man, I'm sure this wasn't fun to write. Thanks, PV.

After getting caught up on last night’s thread, as a fan I feel left in a catch-22: do I blame KF and the staff, or the individuals who left? I’m sure it’s a mix of both (and in some cases, no blame to be given at all, just one of those homesick/bad fit things), but it’s gone full circle beyond absurd and laughable.

I’m getting to the point where I think there has to be something more than just goddam AIRBHG. If you take out the kids who appear to be “bad seeds”, there’s still enough defections to cause concern as to why a RB can’t or doesn’t want to stay here more than 2 years.

Leadership

You’ll never hang onto all the talent, but in any organization if there is an morale problem.

I believe this all comes down to management. Working conditions, whether it’s the physical environment, scheduling, evaluation, compensation, management style, etc. all add up to create the morale. And morale is huge in keeping the talent. College football has factors that business doesn’t of course, but human beings are human beings, so I believe the analogy is a strong one.

At this point you have to say that something other than bad luck is at play and guys are leaving for a reason. What is management doing to fix the problem? If Kirk’s reputation for stubborness is true, is the answer: “Nothing, they canget with the program or get the hell out”. Because that is not going to work.

A large portion of the fanbase seems to be fed up with pissing away their devotion on 7 win seasons. If they continue, I believe it will end badly for this staff and I, for one, do not want KF’s time in IC to end badly. He’s done a lot of good for this program and seems to be a fine human being to boot, he deserves better. But so do the fans who are paying the bills.

I have the same dilemma.

with an additional wrinkle: I agree that Kirk is a stubborn guy who is “my way or the highway,” but I imagine that so are the great coaches around the country (notably, one Nick Saban). I was watching the Insight Bowl interviews, and Bob Stoops said some great stuff about removing scholarships: “You’re here to get an education and playfootball. If you have a problem with that, I want to your scholarship to someone who doesn’t.” Is the Saban, Stoops, Pelini, and Kelley (ND) stubbornness allowed when you can pull talent as effectively as they can? What makes Iowa a place where the coach can’t say my way or the highway?

That said, I know that Kirk and Co. have a lot to do with this. I just wish I knew how it were different from other places.

Removing Scholarships

is a fairly deep issue that hinges on the question of are they student-athletes or student-ATHLETES. Then there’s the whole thing about how even though we know NCAAF compass is pointing toward the biggest piles of money, do we want to just surrender the high ground and admit it or resist in the name of all those players who will never go pro and deserve a realistic chance to take advantage of the “student” part of their titles.

The NCAA itself says it takes about 43 hours a week during the season to be succesful on the football field. So imagine busting your ass at a really hard full time job and trying to go to school, too.

Something needs to change and I don’t think that something is making it easier to yank scholarships.

I'm a day later

But I have to say how much I agree

I'm not dismissing your theory outright, but I do have a serious question . . .

If it is KF an his coaches and bad mangement and morale, why are the defections limited primarily to one position?

Are offensive linemen and defensive backs immune to bad morale and bad management?

An excellent question

I wish I knew the answer. SMA has a post below that talks about how Iowa’s running and blocking schemes are more demanding on an RB than they are at other places. Let’s assume for a moment that that is the root of this prblem.

Why haven’t the coaches changed their approach a bit? Do they feel that whatever is gained with this scheme offsets the harm done by constantly losing players? Especially when experience with a complicated subject is a huge factor in being good at it.

Good point.

I want answers so damn badly.

A question about Hampton

didn’t he tear his ACL a second time right after coming back from that suspension for the bar fight?

Yes

In the horrible game at Arizona.

In Your Defense

That descent into madness was a fairly reasonable response to the 2007 season. The sad thing is that a lot of it can be cut n’ pasted into any response written for the first half of 2008 or all of 2010 & 2011.

Such is life.

I went looking for a site that listed attrition stats for FBS teams, but only found one that talked about three SEC teams, Auburn, Alabama and Florida (I think). The rates were in the high 20’s with the exception of Auburn which was around 50%. That was the year before Cam Newton got hired. Wish I had the link now.

So the normal rate is probably around 25% to 30% but Iowa has been around 50% lately and there doesn’t appear to be an end in site. So WTF?

After 2010, Jacobi wrote a piece that ended with a line about how he wished Ferentz would express that he was just as disappointed in the results as the rest of us. I have a similar feeling about the attrition. It would at least be nice if the good captain would at least acknowledge it and say something about how it has affected the team and what sort of steps they are taking to fix the problem.

I don’t expect anything of the sort of course, which leads to a feeling, probably not true, that he really doesn’t care much.

Well said

Just let us know you care, KF.

Ferentz? Care?

Snort.

/purses lips

//writes in notebook

what the f…

Time for the ffffing spread where we don’t need RBs

“This is no longer funny. This is a plague, and it has no rhyme or reason beyond its indiscriminate effect on running backs.”

If only we’d had the same leadership during this period that could be held responsible for a string of poor decisions, poor recruiting, and a litany of controversy resulting from said decisions.

Oh wait. We do.

Can we get a CityBoyz, Inc.-style video retrospective of the fallen RBs?

I would pay you in kind remarks and a rec.

“And I’ll take with me the memorieeeeeees…”

This is an excellent idea, actually.

I’ll get to work on it.

Sorry Iowa...

Man, this was maybe the most depressing article I’ve ever read over here… and that’s saying something. My Iowa friends have tried to convince me that this RB thing was bad, but seeing it all laid out is worse than bad. Good luck on the recruiting trail. Greene’s success still is a nice trump card in the back pocket, and Coker was no slouch either. Eventually this too will pass, right? (Just to be safe, Nebraska plans on doing exorcisms after playing Iowa just to make sure this doesn’t spread)

Love the reverse backhanded compliment in the first sentence.

Now bugger off.

don't talk to my writers like that

He’s a Nebraska man, of course he finds this site depressing.

He's not your pal, guy.
He's not your guy, buddy.
He's not your buddy, chief
He's not your chief, mister.
He's not your mister, friend.
He's not your mister, mister.

Mister Mister?

SO TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN

Play "Kyrie!"
Hey, you know that Mista Mista lady? I think I just killed her.
Ooh. That hit me in a great way.

I miss when Adam Sandler was funny.

YOU'RE DEPRESSING.

Don’t listen to these guys. We know you’re a decent, rational (!) Nebraska dude. You are right though – have your players take a cattle dip after playing Iowa. You don’t want AIRBHG.

Yay for rational!

I almost feel like I should respond to this compliment with some irrational Nebraska speak (WOOOO FIVENATLCHAMPSHIPSBOYZ!!!! [yup, people still screaming about that have devolved to incoherent speech]).

And yes, extra precautions are being made. Nebraska players will be stopping by each Native American reservation between IC and Lincoln and performing some AIRBHG Appeasement Dances after next years game.

"And that's saying something"

Ouch…

I really didn't mean that as backhanded as it sounded

I really enjoy BHGP depressing stories because it really is the snarkiest depressing on the interwebs. It’s just that, well, it’s been a rough year or so for the Hawkeyes. Look at it this way, at least you’re not Indiana.

And

you’re not South Carolina.

What the hell does South Carolina have to do with Indiana OR Iowa Running Backs?

Other than Shonn running riot over them in the Outback Bowl?

Nothing.

But it has a lot to do with Nebraska. Via the Tangerine Bowl.

They beat Nebraska in the bowl game this year. This KennardHusker guy

is backhandedly complimenting.

Come on, it was a joke

That was supposed to be a swipe at Indiana, not at Iowa. Anyhow, I’m pretty sure the appropriate comeback was “Hey, at least we’re all in the AAU…wait a minute…” That way, all I can say is, “Well, well… AGRICULTURE!!!”

Just remember this haughty attitude of ours

when you are husking all of OUR corn

GREATEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL FAN IN THE WORLD ALERT
At least we're not Indiana indeed! Amen!

This isn’t the worst place to be depressed, after all. I’m looking at you, Detroit and/or Youngstown.

AIRBHG you magnificent bastard!
Maybe we should

read his book?

Wow.

I’m a Nittany Lion living in Hawk country and knew there were some running back issues on the team but had no idea it went back that far. Spoke with a big Hawk fan at work this morning and his disgust told the whole story. Got to get some leaders in that locker room to straighten these guys out.

The apparent lack of locker room leadership

and vocal leaders in general is a separate issue unto itself, and is one that also needs to be addressed.

I beleive the difference at PSU

it that its the DC’s is usually around to maintain discipline in the locker room

Assuming there is no such thing as coincidence or bad luck or AIHRBG....

to what do we attribute this chorus line of failure? Was there a coaching change on or around 2005-2006 to explain this? Does Iowa set the thuggery bar too low for RB recruits? Is Chigozie Ejiasi not doing his job? Is there something about the Iowa City/UI community that turns good running backs bad?

Is someone going to report a rundown of the next man(men) in for 2012?
I'm sure it will be in the ATP posts

but those don’t start until summer i don’t think

Right

We’ll fire it up after spring ball, when the transfers and position changes settle down.

Looks like RB could be either really early or really late for that series

really early because we are not going to know any clearer until the first game or really late because we really know nothing about what is coming.

At this point

There’s really no drop dead date for when these things are going to stop happening.

Canzeri, Bullock, Johnson, Garmon

That’s the group now. Signing day is in less than a month and they’re still recruiting multiple guys at RB. From Rivals:

- Barkley Hill (ISU commit that some believe is wavering with Iowa turning up the pressure)
- Akeel Lynch (BC commit, opened it up, good friends with Iowa commit Tevaun Smith, likely down to BC, Iowa, and Oklahoma)
- Albert Reid (DC guy, former UWV commit, said to be making his choice at the end of the week between Iowa, Vandy, and Maryland)
- Marcus Horne – no offer yet. Looks like mostly MAC offers.
- Tevin Smith – official visit set up, no offer yet. Looks like his best offer right now is South Carolina.

Caring is creepy!

Marcus Horne FTW

he is clearly the RBotF .. mostly MAC offers. WANT

Trading Orne for Horne?

Upgrade.

Andre Dawson, too.
Oh yeah, him too

God, I already forgot that he walked on. And that was like 4 days ago.

Hmm, a walk-on RB from CRWash?

Are we sure it’s not Paki in disguise?

Dawson was a pretty well regarded recruit

I think he just had grade issues coming out of high school, which is why he wound up at UNI and then a JuCo.

As I remember it he was one of the top RB recruits during his senior year, but got hurt toward the end of the year.

Our RB situation was a hot mess as always and he chose UNI (though grades may have been a factor, I don’t remember hearing that).

As I recall it

and I freely admit my memory on this issue is a bit spotty, that during his senior year, Dawson had a lot of interest in Iowa but that it was largely unreciprocated by staff. We already had Coker and Johnson on board, and Hampton and ARob were still on the team (Wegher was MIA) so we were clearly set for the future!

This is what I remember hearing as well.

I think even the news stations had a story on him about waiting for the offer.

I could have sworn he had an early offer

but it was speculated that it was revoked at some point, hence ending up at UNI.

I love the fact that one of our best players leaves the team

right after the second best player at his position leaves the team, and the head coach is “not available for comment”.

Nice leadership, Captain.

He's on the recruiting trail.

/rhabdo

(I agree completely. Rome’s burning, and Nero continues to fiddle away down in San Antonio.)

that just gave me the image of senor day ferentz

playing the fiddle along the riverside in san antonio. so thanks for that.

So he should not attend the conference where Norm Parker is recognized?

So he should not interview new coaches? He should stop recruiting?
The fact that some of the authors of posts think Ferentz is blindsided by this is appalling. If Ferentz is at the Coach’s Convention, how/when did he meet with Coker to release him from his scholarship?

Ferentz and Barta knew long ago. If you use the analogy of Rome is Burning, well Rome was already Burnt and Nero knew it before you did and now you’re mad that Ferentz isn’t here. Or you’re mad that he can keep a secret and goes about keeping players coming in and getting a coaching staff assembled, which likely includes talking to Lester Erb about his job.

Yeah this too

He’s got more important things to worry about and giving the media a few worthless soundbites is not going to bring Marcus Coker back.

Do you honestly think that the only thing that could possibly be accomplished by the head of the program addressing the media

is that Marcus Coker might come back? Come on.

What exactly would him giving a generic statement to the media accomplish then?

How is giving a quote going to fix this issue?

Not to spoil the point...

But there is quite a bit of evidence that Nero showed great leadership during the Great Fire of 66 AD. The whole “fiddling” thing may just be negative propaganda.

Oh … this means I’m saying Kirk hasn’t shown leadership. DAMMIT!

Yeah, I think KF is more of a Romulus Augustus

Character.

My understanding is that Nero started the fire.

He needed to clear some land for his bigger and better palace. If the Romans were anything they were builders.

So, along those lines… this is really all part of KF’s master plan to built a bigger and better team.

It is generally believed

that this isn’t true and was instead propaganda written at the time, or shortly thereafter, to justify the subsequent “removal” of Nero from office.

The Roman impeachment process

It was quick and decisive, at least
Again guys

When will you realize that these decisions are made long, long before we know about them. Stop feeling so entitled to know everything. They knew he wasn’t coming back, look at the recruiting: Running back, running back, running back. Dawson, Garmon, Lynch, Reid. They knew he was gone, so they went out to get more. OVER getting Defensive Linemen!

Shorter version of every one of your posts

“SHUT UP AND HOW DARE YOU ASK QUESTIONS!”

There are a whole bunch of things you can take issue with here

Kirk not giving a meaningless statement is not one of them

Shorter yet

Stop being naive.
Is that better?

Interesting to read the old posts from BHGP and it's previous incarnations

and see the dearth of comments.

If this is something where the Administration simply wouldn’t allow him to return then I say we BURN IT DOWN, FIRE SALLY MASON! THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS MORE IMPORTANT! GAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (I’m only partially kidding)

Morehouse tweeted something last night about this possibly being a rash decision on most parts, and since I agree with everything Morehouse says (sheepish of me, I know) it makes a lot of sense.

Who here doesn't agree that UI running backs were misused last year?

a 19 or 20 year old shouldn’t carry the ball 300+ times. And don’t you think the back ups know that? I’m sure McCall took as a smack in the face when he was back but didn’t sniff the field. I get the sense that Kirk has not ever taken a kid with a few problems and put his arm around him to talk about it. The CEO coach who doesn’t care if kids are having a tough time. He’s happy to sell himself as an NFL guy but you can’t treat these kids like adult pro athletes.

That's

North Iowa AREA Community College thank you very much.
#doesntreallymatter

People disappear in MC

Because it’s so nice they never want to leave! LULZ

Also, potholes
I was gonna pick nits on that one as well

but then I thought.. you know what.. who cares.

But in all seriousness, you better show NIACC some respect.. Marshall Yanda might be watching.

Doesn't matter anymore,

Football is long gone here. They’re dropping soccer too. Man, NIACC is dropping sports like AIRBHG is snappin ACLs.

AACLHG focuses on Purdue.

AIRBHG has a variety of techniques

Yeah, I think that Mason City

as a community is struggling. I’m sure that has an impact on NIACC’s ability to field teams.

Definitely,

That and not being able to have more than 25% foreign students make up a roster will screw with numbers too..

25% of your roster be foreign students*
Just you wait

Soon, the hospital will finish their grand plan to pave over the middle of the town! Parking lots as far as the eyes can see!

I'm so pissed about that.

You’d think they conceive a parking garage plan, but I guess that’d make some sense.

They haven't done it yet

they’re not going to do it. I just enjoy the irony that the hospital is basically acting as a physical cancer in the middle of town

But if they ever decide to sell any of that property,

then they can take credit for treating or possibly curing that cancer.

/I’ve only been to or through Mason City like three times, and I have never been impressed. Someday, maybe I’ll take the time to see some high school sports there, and maybe I’ll get a better idea of that town. I probably should have been there to see Oliver or Horner, but I was a high school student at the time, who wasn’t exactly adventurous enough to take road trips to other towns that didn’t involve a game with my own high school.

There are some nice features

And a lot of cranky bastards.

New York to NIACC feels like a hundred miles

(sorry.)

I wonder how many people will get that joke
Fountains of Wayne reference?
I just fooled a co-worker with the following fake news clipping, which she believed to be real

During his press conference this morning, Kirk Ferentz announced he would no longer recruit any offensive skill players other than quarterback. “We’re going to go exclusively with a two tight end, three fullback set from now on.” When asked if this was in response to the alarming rate of attrition among running backs since 2007 and among wide receivers in the five years before that, Ferentz said, “No, I don’t think so. And I’m not sure our attrition rate is all that alarming, certainly not any more so than at other schools. We just feel that this fits our personality a little better. I’ve said it before, our motto is ’We’re not sexy, we’re Iowa.’ And we feel this new strategy just fits that. And it allows us to really focus our recruiting on tight ends and fullbacks.” Ferentz also announced that Jordan Canzeri has been moved to defensive tackle for spring practices.

Just speculating but what about something like this:

Iowa is desperate for running backs because there aren’t many coming out of the state, so they go further afield than usual. Of the RBs listed here, 2 are from the Iowa area, 3 from Florida, then 1 each from NJ, OH, MD, MI, KS, PA. Iowa also has to stretch their standards further in terms of character, taking players who are not sure things in terms of academics and common sense.

Then these players, who are already somewhat risky in terms of behavior, come to Iowa, do poorly in school, do other dumb things, and get kicked out. Homesickness probably doesn’t help.

The most plausible thing to me isn’t the geography part (Iowa does get lots of players from other parts of the country, not just running backs), but the fact that Iowa is reaching for these guys. They are recruits with good athletic ability but question marks about grades and character… which is why Iowa can get them in the first place. Maybe this is an okay strategy for a team like Iowa — occasionally you knock one out of the park, as with Shonn Greene — but there has been an awful lot of wasted time, too.

The ultimate question I have is: who is the coach who recruits running backs? Unless that has changed, he is the common thread connecting all these players. Maybe he needs to rethink his strategy, or maybe he’s a really bad judge of character.

Of course, the Iowa interpretation is that fans only notice running backs who leave because they are high profile players, unlike, say, offensive linemen. Maybe that’s true and there is no special running back-specific explanation. Attrition is just a fact of life for college football, especially due to academic requirements. Also, running backs are more likely to suffer injuries, due to the constant beating they take in games and practice. That seems fairly plausible to me, too.

But if running back is a more crucial position and the drop off from the #1 to #2 RB is particularly steep, that’s all the more reason to vet that position more carefully. Maybe the coaches’ perspective is similar to the Denver Broncos view of RBs a few years ago: they’re interchangeable, the offensive line determines their success, so it doesn’t really matter who has the ball.

They recruit by region

not position. At least that’s my understanding. I’m sure the ultimate position coach plays a role at some point, but the regional guy does the bulk of the work.

I always wonder why an elite skill position player from an urban area would come to Iowa

I understand our ability to upgrade and sell to OL, DL, TEs, DBs. and to a lesser extent LBs. But why the hell would a kid from the DC area (for example) want to go to the culture shock of Iowa instead of a Big East, SEC, or ACC team?

Just spitballin here, but I guess I’m interested in the items you note. And it’s particularly relevant because the state of Iowa produces so few elite skill position players.

Recruiting pitch to RBs

Come to Iowa, our depth chart means nothing and you could be starting games by the middle of your freshman year.

IMO, the kid that wants that speech is somebody that wants all of life right now and would fit horribly into KF’s build-em-up philosophy. Maybe you’re onto something.

Not necessarily

They’re football players. They all want to play. They all want to be on the field. If they didn’t want to do that, then we probably wouldn’t want them.

Maybe - just maybe, mind you..

They like the coaches? They like the way they do business? Heck, maybe they and their parents actually believe Ferentz has a significant amount of integrity and believe that he can help them become men…

Three words: Panchero's Burrito Lift
On the positive side, I don't recall hearing about much attrition at the long snapper position.

Perhaps we should start listing our RBs as LS on the roster, just to throw off the Irate Hawkeye Rusher Abhorring Deity (IHRAD).

Well, DeWitt's own Casey Kreiter...

… has really solidified the LS position since he had that good week of practice before MN in 2010.

// Who remembers this KF quote during the DJK duress?

We definitely need more DeWitt kids on the roster

CCHS Class of ’88

'93 alumnus.

My brother was ‘91. You may not know us since we’re interlopers from Charlotte who only showed up in town about the time you were beginning your Iowa City matriculation.

Apparently that's pronounced Shar-LOT. Such weirdos!
Really?

I lived in Charlotte for the better part of a decade and I’ve always pronounced it with emphasis on the first syllable.

Damn it. I hate being wrong. Curse my mishearing ears!
Catnuts, you heard it correctly...

… but I would phonetically spell it: SHAR-LOT as both syllables are over-emphasized; it’s very jarring vis-a-vis the city in North Carolina.

What years, Mexican’t? My family lived just outside of town from ’79 to ’87 (woot woot: Rural Route 2 but we had a Preston telephone number — so weird).

We stayed in the area though, moved some 10 miles away to the big city of DeWitt where there are stoplights and shit, a true upgrade from that lone blinking red light on a desolate stretch of highway 136.

/ was looking forward to Dan Heiar playing for the Hawks.

True fact: There are no stoplights in the entirety of Clayton County (where I grew up)

We used to have a blinking yellow light around a tough corner in Elkader, but they removed it. It’s now used to light the Bingo hall in town after somebody wins the X-out jackpot

(that last sentence is not a true fact)

Hey, I grew up in Clayton County as well.

We got our first fast food restaurant my senior year.

Don't big-city me. We still don't have one in Guttenberg

Well, we have a Subway but I’m not sure that counts.

But are there any printing presses?

/ Gutenberg’ed

Is it a stand alone?

If it’s attached to a gas station, it DOESN’T COUNT!!!!!

Then, never mind, we still don't have any fast food.
Strawberry Point?
Their Subway is in a gas station as well.
Your riddles are intriguing.

Monona?

I didn't know we were playing a guessing game. Correct.
Elkader?

I’ve spent way too much time on Google Earth and Wikipedia.

// quasi-related, Andrew Sullivan runs a fantastic View From Your Window contest every Saturday over at his blog The Daily Dish.

'89-'96, I think.

I spent my childhood in Charlotte and my family moved to Iowa just as I was entering the 6th grade.

I know very little about the area of Charlotte that I lived in. The only things I’m certain of are the schools that I attended and the HS I would have attended. I believe that we moved the year before the Panthers completed construction of their stadium.

See, you're discussing a different Charlotte.

We’re talking about the pronunciation of Charlotte, Iowa. You’re talking about the one in Carolina.

And that would be SHAR-lut anyway.

/pedantic’d

CRUD. It would be SHAR-lit.

the lesson, as always: I’m an idiot.

OOOH, that's what I get for only reading your comment and not the one to which you were replying.
I love how your quick misreading led to strange and interesting places

#thatssoBHGP

When threads get this outrageous I often find myself looking at avatars and skimming.

Otherwise I end up getting frustrated and find myself in an argument. As a result I sometimes miss important portions of conversations.

So you stop to read when you see my avatar?

I feel warm and fuzzy inside.

What is your avatar, precisely?

A stack of books with somebody looking at them?

Canter's Deli

I live basically across the street from it. It’s a famous landmark in West L.A.

Foodgasm

Sorry. I’ll go clean up.

I import bacon from Charlotte Locker

to my St Louis abode. That shit is the bomb. Was brother was a ’90 grad.

I like the fact that you have your bacon "imported."

Although, I think my parents bring some back from NW Iowa often, so perhaps it isn’t as rare and funny as I think.

And, good bacon is a very good thing.

what kills me about coker, absolutly kills me

is that it sounds like he is being punished for something he didnt commit, because he happened to be in the same building

is that where we are now? punishing kids who are near crimes even if there is no proof they did them?

for the rest of these kids it varries, but for McCall and Coker, i get the feeling it will fall squarely on the coaching staff being idiots

Even though by the looks of it, Coker loved Iowa football and the coaching staff.

Even saying he was a Hawk for Life.

I'm gonna come clean with the info I got since the "cat" is pretty much out of the bag.

If you want the real truth, ask the guy that’s in your screen name, he is connected to this, that’s probably the reason Coker is gone.

I was hesitant to blab about what I’ve heard because I still don’t know if its true or not, just speculations from a friend of a friend of a friend….but I think with the ridiculous state of the Iowa RB situation the fans deserve some answers. Believe me I struggled with the decision to post what I’ve heard. I know we’re dealing with young men’s lives and in this day and age it seems that the public feels entitled to know everything about everyone, but again because it affects all Hawkeye fans and the future of the program.

This is all I will say, hopefully the REAL true will eventually come out.

I don't get it

you say you’re going to tell us, then you don’t tell us. You just tell us to ask Adrian Clayborn, which is a bit impractical since I misplaced his phone number.

HOW WOULD YOU MISPLACE ADRIAN CLAYBORN'S PHONE NUMBER??!!

Oh, you were joking. Nevermind.

No I really did, it was embarrassing

we were supposed to hook up and go meet some girls downtown.

but I’ll try this method

YO ADRIAN!
WASSUP WITH COKER?

So what's the scoop?
Flakki dont lose that number.
Is this really the time for Phil Collins?
It's never a time for Phil Collins.

Steely Dan, on the other hand…

This man disagrees with you

Pro-Phil or Anti-Dan?

Would that make you a ProPhilactic?

HoyaGoon has two ears and a heart.

I’m gonna make him a mixtape.

Against The Odds

is an awesome song.

Can't I be a fan of both Phil and Steely Dan?

Except, “In the Air Tonight” is way-too-fucking-overplayed-and-overused at this point.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

“In the Air Tonight” is just more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way

wait what?

You started the post with “i’m gonna come clean with the info I got” and then effectively said nothing.

Huh?

If you’re going to “come clean with the info”, a thinly-veiled sentence telling someone to ask a guy that no one here has probably even met is about the furthest thing from revealing.

I got into this with him yesterday and he implied, but did not state, that I could go fuck myself.

Did you oblige?
And yea, I saw the exchange

I honestly didn’t have a problem with his initial comment about knowing something but not saying. While it may seem like an attention-whoring thing to do, the easier still thing would be to simply ignore it. I understand not necessarily wanting to pass along unverified info, but this post today is just…ugh. Either tell what you know, or don’t. But please get out of the middle ground (not you txhawkeye).

Yep.

Writing, I know things, but I’m going to take the high ground and let someone else say it, then, if it comes out, I can say I knew it all along …. I’m pretty sure there are very few people who read and post hear who are, in reality, 14 year old girls.

//done with my own unproductive hissy fit

SHIT "here’, not “hear”.

"I'm gonna come clean on what I know..."

that’s probably what got Coker in trouble in the first place. It’s never clean. It gets all over the place.

Nah, you should probably keep a lid on it.

I don’t think pussyfooting around about “speculations from a friend of a friend of a friend” is endearing you to anyone here. You were right the first time; no need to speculate because it does involve these people’s reputation.

Keep your lips (and your massive urge to let complete strangers here know) under control

Be a man and stay quiet. Unless you were directly involved, you don’t know shit.

but what if he's a she? should she still be a man?
That's what Coker says

We don’t know what happened. Just remember that humans have an amazing ability to see the world though a self serving filter.

that may be true, and i may be full of it

but just based on what we know of Coker, it doesnt seem very likely to me

This kind of bugs me

and mind you, I do it too.

We don’t know these guys. At all. When they speak, it’s usually about the team or the game and even that is being filtered. We know a little of their UI approved bio, maybe we get something a bit more from facebook. That tells us nothing about their inner lives and very little about what they do publicly.

I know of too many examples in my own life or people I know fairly well where, when they discovered the dark secret of somebody close to them, it was 100% surprising.

I’m not trying to paint Coker as a bad guy. As I said, I don’t know him. But neither do any of you. Well, maybe somebody does but probably not.

2 time Gentleman of the year in high school!
I'm not comfortable with this line of thinking.

He hasn’t been charged with anything and you’re insinuating he has a “dark secret.” So what, he’s a closet rapist?

I don't think he said that

he just said that we shouldn’t jump to conclusions on the character of players whether it is positive or negative because we don’t really know them

Thank you

I’m glad somebody around here passed their reading comprehension class.

That is not what I'm saying

I’m saying that we don’t know the athletes and to presume we know what goes on in their private lives is just dumb. We like to think they are great guys but I’ve met a few Hawkeye athletes and on one occasion they were a complete fucking jackass.

Also, there was this important poing you may have missed.

I’m not trying to paint Coker as a bad guy. As I said, I don’t know him.
If it wasn't the point...

Then it was an unnecessary comment to even add.

This is the internet

if you don’t over specify to the nth detail, people tend to assume you mean things that you do not mean.

That's what Coker says

…along with the Johnson County Attorney.

I was making a general statement

It wasn’t meant to reference the brief investigation specifically.

Uh,

Leon Spies is not the Johnson County Attorney.

Now, it looks as though a charge was filed against Coker, it was investigated and the police/prosecutor determined that there wasn’t enough to go forward with the case. That could mean any number of things. Given what we know about Coker’s personal life (admittedly not much), though, I am going to assume the best of the young man and assume the charges had no merit.

Uh, it was a city investigation, and here's what the city attorney said about it:
Iowa City attorney Leon Spies released a statement after the city fulfilled the Iowa City Press-Citizen’s records request noting that Coker was aware of the request and the city’s response.

"He also knows that no charges have been brought against him and that he is innocent of any criminal wrongdoing," Spies said.
Never mind, I thought Spies worked for the prosecutors, I'm wrong. Stupid me.
Spies=Defense Attorney.
My defense attorney is a spy? For whom????
The Press Citizen wrongly implied that Spies was speaking for the city

Spies is Coker’s attorney. That’s the same Spies who defended Everson in RapeGate ’08 (or was it ’07).

Good lord, what a mess

This is way worse than my team’s recent running back misfortunes (Fitz cant crank out the 1000 yard backs like Walker could, inability to find a bell cow running back). I hope you guys can get this problem fixed

We have our top men on this.

Top. Men.

The answer is somewhere in here

we just have to find it

The key to some of the player loses is "getting with the program"

If you put McCall, Fiedorowicz, DJK, Bob Sanders, “I want to poach the MAC allstars”, NFL-ready self-sufficient players, facebook, twitter, and Iowa all together- you have your answer.

On the plus side

we’re not worrying about the search for a new defensive coordinator any more.

I'm still waiting for the "Short List" writeup for Mike Sherman that Vint (or Ross, sorry, I can't remember) mentioned the other day
Attrition, berfittion!

That’s so 2007 (and 2008, and 2009, and 2010, and 2011). What the real story to me is: Why hasn’t anyone photoshopped that delightfully, beautiful Wegher mug shot into something I can give out rec’s to like candy at a playground.

That is a fine “I don’t give a shit” police photo.

With the hair standing on end

It almost seems like it could belong to an Oompah Loompah. But I could be wrong.

You'd think with all the money they spend on police departments

That they’d have a better mugshot photo camera. There’s so much… entitlement in that picture.

My final comment

It is my hope and belief that Ferentz takes a look at his staff and evaluates their performance the same way he does his players. Lester Erb is really not doing much in terms of keeping these guys “in line”, however you may read that.

This offseason will see, hopefully, some changes that we can all agree on. Norm will be replaced likely by Phil Parker, and LeVar Woods will likely take over at DL. But our running back coach has been left out of all discussions. We blame Ken O’Keefe (rightfully so at times) for the offense, but when was the last time he had a senior running back that was a 2-3 year starter? Damien Simms? Is that Ken’s fault? Or is that the position coach’s fault.

I’m not concerned with who will be the DC, or the DL. The options there are many and all very good, and we have some talented players who have gained painfully unsuccessful experience. But to think that Erb is excused from the conversation and criticism is unfair to the players who have left under his watch as well as the coaches we routinely take shits on. Hopefully, while I hate change in my old age, there are changes that raise the expectations of Ferentz and the players. Hopefully we see some Iowa in the Iowa Hawkeyes. No doubt in my mind the Ferentz loves Iowa City and the University. I just wonder if he’s able to cut ties with some of his old staff, maybe Norm leaving will act as a catalyst.

In closing: Erb has to go. Phil to DC. Woods to DL coach. Ken ain’t going anywhere, like it or not.

In Kirk We Trust.

So, is this the right time to ask

Why Kahlil Hill was suspended for a season? I’ve always been curious about that one, and it’s been, what, 10 years now?

I thought it was weed?

Doesn’t everyone know that?

Personally, I’d be okay with suspending him for a few games just for running that one kickoff return back into the end zone and getting tackled.

Wasn't just that.

He was multiple, to borrow an overused phrase. I think a bunch of the stuff he did led to the leash getting shortened way up, and Benny Sapp taking it in the neck right afterwards. It’s been 10 years though.

Thanks

I always thought it was impressive that KF could suspend an All-American for a year without details coming out in the press. I wasn’t living in IC at the time, and didn’t want to be That Guy and ask friends who knew for sure.

Thought of it in this thread because A) he was a skill player that came from an Iowa high school (though he wasn’t exactly local) and B) that’s been my KF stoneface yardstick since it happened.

Just be happy that Hakim Hill was never a Hawk.

That guy made Hannible Lector seem like a tolerable team member.

KF: "I think we've had enough of the Hill brothers."

And yet! Still playing football! I think he won a UFL championship last year.

Reading that...

Sounds a lot more declaratory than I meant. I may have combined Hakim with Khalil as well. I would like to humbly retract my previous post. Don’t mind me.

"On Iowa" podcast said it was performance-enhancing drugs

in a pretty concrete statement. That’s the one I’ll believe.

When was that podcast?
long time ago. Might have even been their first episode, actually
Well, while I'm in an antagonistic mood,

Mr. Vint/Hawkeye State, I have to say that I think it is strait bullshit to call Shonn Greene a thrice-defector.

/I’m sorry.

He was thrice loyal!
That's kind of the way I see it..

He did come back to the Hawks twice, and very few of us could legitimately criticize him for jumping to the League at age 23 (he was 23 at that point, right?)

IIRC, yes.

TMFS jumped ship for the same reason, and I don’t blame him either.

I don't blame any of them

for jumping to the NFL as soon as they can. Football careers are terribly short and anybody can blow out a knee or suffer 20 other dream ending injuries on any play.

Jesus H.

I think we are missing the point. This could be far worse than losing Coker, or attrition.

Per Rivals.com, all people are looking at is the headline “Suspended Running Back Allowed to Play 5 Games While Under Investigation.”

We need to manage this quickly before we get grouped in with Ohio State and Miami.

UI Athletics Dept. just needs to come clean and spill the whole truth about the suspension. Because right now that truth is probably better than what most people around the nation are thinking about us.

Except he wasn't playing while under investigation.
True, but you know how the national media handles these things

If we don’t control the spin, the Rivals headline next week will be “Rapist Destroys Gophers, Girls.”

The truth matters a lot more than what Rivals thinks

In fact, not many people care at all about what Rivals thinks

Here's the Sports Illustrated story

Iowa’s Coker played while facing sexual assault probe

Headlines matter. Even if somebody reads the entire story, the headline will taint their interpetation of it. For those that don’t read the story, or just kinda skim it, it seems that Coker was playing while KF knew he was being investigated for rape.

Especially in an RSS feed world
I don't listen to people who aren't rated by Rivals
"UI Athletics Dept. just needs to come clean and spill the whole truth..."

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha[breathes]ahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Whew.
That’s rich.

I fear you are correct

But sometimes you need to say something.

“Does KF support Bin Laden?”

“No Comment.”

They aren't legally able to do that, almost certainly

If they’ve conducted an internal investigation regarding two students, there are a ton of privacy issues (as we’ve discussed earlier).

BTW

That was not the actual headline, but it was the main point of the story on rivals.

We've flirted with AIRBHG prior to 2004

This goes well beyond the 2004 disaster. It goes beyond the guys that were the last to get through four years. Suterman lays out the gory details from 2001-present on HR if you want the full run-down.

2001 – Iowa’s back in a bowl game after a three-year hiatus. Ladell Betts sat through three insufferable seasons running behind a bad offensive line and playing on poor teams. He has a productive career despite the bad lines and a good senior season. He looks to go out with a bang, but gets hurt just prior to Iowa’s Alamo Bowl win over Texas Tech – his last game in an Iowa uniform in what was the only bowl game of his career.

2002 – Betts’ replacement in the 19-16 Alamo Bowl win is Aaron Greving. Greving topped 100 yards in the bowl win and looked primed to carry the load for Iowa in 2002 behind the best line in the nation. He gets hurt early in preseason camp. He losses the starting spot to Fred Russell, then the back-up spot to Jermelle Lewis. He transfers mid-season in the lead-up to Iowa’s 34-9 win at Michigan.

2003 – Young breaks his leg in fall camp, Jermelle Lewis tears his ACL in spring camp. Lewis returns at the end of the season and plays most of the November slate of games, plus the bowl game (an absurdly quick recovery, by the way; that dude was an absolute freak).

And we’ve had several guys not mentioned here that never made it to campus or switched their commitment prior to signing day – Justice Hairston never qualified for Iowa so he went the Prep School route before landing at Rutgers, Jason Ford switched from Iowa to Illinois, and Melvin Gordon famously said he was solid with Iowa – then switched his commitment to Wisconsin a few weeks later.

Great point.

I’d bet we might find more injured or transferred RBs in Hayden’s second decade, too. But it is more difficult to find that info, as it is pre-internet.

I thought Greving just decided he didn't want to play football anymore.
A joke from that season. Ahem:

Q: What do Aaron Greving and Iowa State have in common?

A: They both quit playing football in October!

I think he transferred to Iowa State,

but only played a few games there, and then maybe quit?

Actually, I can’t find any stats for him from ISU. He was from Ames in high school.

Seriously. fuck dammit

My RSS feeder just told me that Cover is gone and I came on to swear and rant. What.the hell is the problem. The guy wanted to be an astrophysist. I mean Cmon. This is the type of guy we want. Not a 5 star prima Donna

Wow. Just stunned.

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